The friend in me said to let him be.
But the Phantom has other ideas you see.
April fools comes but once a year.
To Johnny that day holds nothing but fear.
To get through the torture Chet has planned.
Johnny takes a stoic stand.
The pigeon knows he has no escape.
That prankster just won't abate.
As the day wears on to the Phantom’s surprise.
Johnny strikes back with a prank well devised.
After getting a taste of what the Pigeon can do.
Chet lets him know that the Phantom’s not through.
April Fools Day may come just one time a year.
But that doesn’t mean after today the Phantom will disappear.
Twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week.
Chet not pulling a gag is very bleak.
So beware Johnny to what the rest of the year brings.
No matter how you retaliate, the Phantom will always be king.
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