“Okay, John, now take your foot off the brake and gently press the accelerator and let the truck move….put it in drive first!”

“Drive? I thought it was in drive?”

“No that’s “P” for park, you need “D” for drive….”

“Right. “D” for drive.”

“Okay now take your foot off the brake and press the accelerator…not so hard! I thought you knew how to drive?”

“I do, but I’m just not familiar with an automatic. I drive a stick!”

“Look why don’t you just let me do the driving?”

“No, I can do this…”

“Right, now….not so slow, we’ll never get there. Not so fast we want to get there all in one piece!

“Make up your mind! You’re making me nervous!”

“I’m making you nervous!? You’re the one who’s going to get us killed!”

“No I’m not! I’m a good driver!”

“You couldn’t prove it by me! Now all you have to do is get out of the driveway.”

“I will, I will…..”