If the Emergency! characters were book titles, what would they be?
*Idea courtesy of Vanessa
Roy - Patience is a Virture: Tips on Getting
Along With Your Partner
Johnny - Don't Eat the Green Jello: A Personal Guide to Hospital Food
Cap - When All Else Fails, Burn the Hat: How to Handle Your Superiors
Mike - Silence is Golden: The Quiet Man's Almanac
Chet - On Beyond Whoopi Cusions: How to Endear Yourself to Your Co-Workers
Marco - There's More to Life Than Beans: One Man's Journey of Discovery
Johnny - Accidents Can Happen
Roy - How to Balance Family and Career
Chet - Pigeons and Other Gullible Birds
Marco - Chili recipes for Chilly Days
Mike - Actions Speak Louder Than Words
Johnny: "1001 Cheap Dates" OR "Make A Million the Easy Way"
Roy: "Perfecting the Eye Roll and Other Gestures of Annoyance"
Cap: "Patience is NOT Just a Virtue--It's a Necessity"
Mike: "Don't Speak Until You're Spoken To: A Listener's Guide"
Marco: "Zorro and Other Mustached Men of Mystery"
Chet: "Not Just Your Average Practical Joke: Pigeons Beware"
Johnny - 1001 Ways Kids Can Get Into Trouble, Without Trying
Chet - 1001 Ways To Keep Your Pidgeon On His Toes
Marco - The Single Guys Answer To Firehouse Cooking
Mike - Let Me Count The Ways To Love Your Engine
Hank - 1001 Ways Twits Can Drive Their Captain Nuts
Roy - The Husbands Guide For The Honey Do List
Dixie - 1001 Ways To Keep Lovelorn Paramedics Away From Your Nurses
Johnny - "Long or Short, Does It REALLY Matter?" (A man's guide to what women
like when it comes to hair length)
Brice - "How to Deal With Being Perfect"
Chet - "My Pigeon, My Friend"
Marco - "The Wonderful World of Chili Peppers"
Cap - "How to Deal With Children Over 18"
Mike - "Mum's the Word, How to Keep Them Guessing"
Roy - "Understanding the Complex but Simple Mind of One's Partner"
*Book related graphics by Lizabeth S. Tucker - Thanks, Liz! :o)