If the Emergency! characters were book titles, what would they be?

*Idea courtesy of Vanessa

 

 

   

 

 

 

 

Jill H.:

 

Roy - Patience is a Virture: Tips on Getting Along With Your Partner

Johnny - Don't Eat the Green Jello: A Personal Guide to Hospital Food

Cap - When All Else Fails, Burn the Hat: How to Handle Your Superiors

Mike - Silence is Golden: The Quiet Man's Almanac

Chet - On Beyond Whoopi Cusions: How to Endear Yourself to Your Co-Workers

Marco - There's More to Life Than Beans: One Man's Journey of Discovery

 

 

 

 

 

 

Audrey:

 

Johnny - Accidents Can Happen

Roy - How to Balance Family and Career

Chet - Pigeons and Other Gullible Birds

Marco - Chili recipes for Chilly Days

Mike - Actions Speak Louder Than Words
 

 

 

 

 

 

Ness:

 

Johnny: "1001 Cheap Dates" OR "Make A Million the Easy Way"

Roy: "Perfecting the Eye Roll and Other Gestures of Annoyance"

Cap: "Patience is NOT Just a Virtue--It's a Necessity"

Mike: "Don't Speak Until You're Spoken To: A Listener's Guide"

Marco: "Zorro and Other Mustached Men of Mystery"

Chet: "Not Just Your Average Practical Joke: Pigeons Beware"



 

 

 

 

 

Ziggy:

 

Johnny--1,001 Ways to Pass the Time When Recovering From Job-Related Injuries
 
Mike--Bonding: An Engineer and His Fire Engine
 
Chet--Getting the Wrong Man: How Playing Pranks Made Me an Expert on Clean Latrines
 
McConnikee--Hanks for the Memories: Keeping Subordinates on Their Toes (Ziggy note: I know, errrr on the main title!)
 
Henry--Couch Potato: Observations From Station 51's Mascot, or What Humans Do When They Think You're Not Paying Attention
 
Boot--I Get Around: On the Road With a Four-footed Traveler

 

 

 

 

 

Wanda H.:

 

Johnny - 1001 Ways Kids Can Get Into Trouble, Without Trying

Chet - 1001 Ways To Keep Your Pidgeon On His Toes

Marco - The Single Guys Answer To Firehouse Cooking

Mike - Let Me Count The Ways To Love Your Engine

Hank - 1001 Ways Twits Can Drive Their Captain Nuts

Roy - The Husbands Guide For The Honey Do List

Dixie - 1001 Ways To Keep Lovelorn Paramedics Away From Your Nurses

 

 

 

 

 

Liz T.:

 

Hank - How to Lead Without Losing Your Mind
 
Stoker - The Engineer's Guide to Polishing
 
Marco - The Art of Cooking: How to Combine Unusual Foods
 
Chet - Practical Jokes and Litigation: How Far is Too Far?
 
Roy - Father, Partner, Friend: Dealing With Childish Coworkers
 
Johnny - Focus or Fun: How to Have Both at Work

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Purry:

 

Johnny - "Long or Short, Does It REALLY Matter?" (A man's guide to what women like when it comes to hair length)

Brice - "How to Deal With Being Perfect"

Chet - "My Pigeon, My Friend"

Marco - "The Wonderful World of Chili Peppers"

Cap - "How to Deal With Children Over 18"

Mike - "Mum's the Word, How to Keep Them Guessing"

Roy - "Understanding the Complex but Simple Mind of One's Partner"



 

 

 

 

*Book related graphics by Lizabeth S. Tucker - Thanks, Liz! :o)

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