"I don't know about this."

"You look fine."

"I look ridiculous!"

"No you don't."

"Do too."

"Well..."

"I knew it. I'm not gonna do it."

"Johnny...."

"No, Roy, I look..."

"You promised."

"But..."

"Just think of all the kids."

"I..."

"Their sad little faces when they find out the Easter Bunny forgot about them."

"That's low, Roy."

"Yeah."

"Stop smirking."

"Ok, sorry."

"I look ridiculous."

"Johnny..."

"I look like a deranged rabbit dressed like a hippy."

"You are a bit colorful."

"A bit...and would you STOP laughing."

"Sorry."

"Sorry, sorry is that all you can say. Your partner, best friend and the guy who watches your back is dressed up like a deranged-hippy rabbit and all you can do is laugh."

"Johnny, calm down. Going off like that makes the deranged part true."

"Roy..."

"As far as the hippy part goes, I think for a rabbit you look very dapper."

"Dapper?! Dapper?!"

"Yeah, dapper."

"How'd you figure that?"

"Well.. how many rabbits have you seen wearing a vest and bow tie with multi-colored Easter eggs on it?"

"My point exactly. Not dapper, deranged."

"Johnny, you promised."

"Stop with the guilt. I know I promised, that doesn't mean I have to be happy about it."

"Point taken. You about ready to get this show on the road?"
 

"I just have to put my tail on. Could ya hand it to me, it's over there on the table?"

"Sure. It's soft and fluffy."

"Hey, man STOP squeezing my tail."

"Oh, sorry."

"Man, don't you know you can't just go around squeezing another man's tail. It just ain't right."

"I said I was SORRY."

"Ok, ok.. I'm sorry I got a little carried away."

"Need any help attaching it?"

"No thanks, I think you've helped enough. "

"Hey, I take exception to that remark."

"Except it all you want, it's true."

"Junior..."

"Well, I guess I'm as ready as I'm ever gonna be. Might as well get this over with."

"Yeah, the kiddies await."

"I'm tellin' you one thing, Roy."

"What's that, Johnny?"

"My eggs had better come out of this uncracked."

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