One of the stories we came up with:
Inserted Wanda C’s 1-6, Wanda H. 7-11, Marty: 12, 32, Audrey 13-24 & 31, 33-36 and Ziggy 25-30
It was a handsome 1 (adjective) and fuzzy 2 (adjective) day when Johnny entered the station. He found Chet cutting 3 (verb ending in ing) on a bench. “How ya doin’?” Johnny asked with a man 4 (noun). “You won’t believe what I did on my time off. I ran 5 (past tense verb) and flew 6 (past tense verb).” “Aw, that’s nothing. I hit 7 (past tense verb)!” Marco, who had just finished hiding 8 (verb ending in ing) his shoe, announced. “All right men, enough. It’s time for boy 9 (noun).” Cap said as he swam 10 (past tense verb) his girl 11 (noun) in the door. “Roy, you’re cook today. What are we having?” Roy listed the items: grass 12 (noun), donkeys13 (noun) and for dessert a phone 14 (noun). The captain looked pleased and told the men. “There’s a big drill today. We’re going to run 15 (verb) hydrants and inspect donuts 16 (noun). Just then the klaxons climbed 17 (past tense verb). Station 51. Woman having difficulty jumping_ 18 (verb ending in ing) at 1422 Vase 19 (noun) Street. The captain acknowledged the call and the crew hung 20 (past tense verb) from the station. They arrived at the scene and saw a house with brown 21 (adjective) shutters and a wide 22 (adjective) fence. Her husband came to the door. “She’s in the round 23 (adjective) room. She’s been like this for the past hour.” “We’ll take a mouse 24 (noun) at her.” Roy promised as he and Johnny brought in their turnouts 25 (noun). Johnny jumped 26 (past tense verb) the drug box and removed the BP cuff and ferret 27 (noun). He gave them to Roy who slammed 28 (past tense verb) them on the floor by the woman. Rampart, this is County 51. We have a female approximately 4 29 (number) years old complaining of a dislocated dishwasher 30 (noun). Johnny gave the vitals and waited for instructions. 51, start an IV with tree 31 (noun) and transport bitterly 32 (adverb). At the hospital, Dr. Brackett and Dixie met Johnny and Roy at the base station after treating the victim. “How did that happen?” Dr. Brackett asked in confusion. “Doc, if we dashed 33 (past tense verb); we’d tell ya.” Roy put his hands in his gutters 34 (noun) and motioned to his cat 35 (noun). “C’mon Johnny. Who knows what the next rescue will be.” “Must be one of those houses 36 (noun)” Johnny commented as they left the hospital.
*we had another funny one, but I lost it. :o( Found it! See Jill's below. . . :o)
New! More added Added 04/29/03 ( new versions)
Wildfire's Version
It was a large 1 (adjective) and colorful 2 (adjective) day when Johnny entered the station. He found Chet driving 3 (verb ending in ing) on a bench. “How ya doin’?” Johnny asked with a camera 4 (noun). “You won’t believe what I did on my time off. I laughed 5 (past tense verb) and cooked 6 (past tense verb).” “Aw, that’s nothing. I shoveled 7 (past tense verb)!” Marco, who had just finished eating 8 (verb ending in ing) his shoe, announced. “All right men, enough. It’s time for grass 9 (noun).” Cap said as he shopped 10 (past tense verb) his thermometer 11 (noun) in the door. “Roy, you’re cook today. What are we having?” Roy listed the items: ducks 12 (noun), gym shorts 13 (noun) and for dessert a tire 14 (noun). The captain looked pleased and told the men. “There’s a big drill today. We’re going to walk 15 (verb) hydrants and inspect eight tracks 16 (noun). Just then the klaxons kissed 17 (past tense verb). Station 51. Woman having difficulty loosing 18 (verb ending in ing) at 1422 mountain 19 (noun) Street. The captain acknowledged the call and the crew hiked 20 (past tense verb) from the station. They arrived at the scene and saw a house with loud 21 (adjective) shutters and a gruesome 22 (adjective) fence. Her husband came to the door. “She’s in the smelly 23 (adjective) room. She’s been like this for the past hour.” “We’ll take a knife 24 (noun) at her.” Roy promised as he and Johnny brought in their baskets 25 (noun). Johnny cleaned 26 (past tense verb) the drug box and removed the BP cuff and a flower 27 (noun). He gave them to Roy who marked 28 (past tense verb) them on the floor by the woman. Rampart, this is County 51. We have a female approximately seventeen 29 (number) years old complaining of a dislocated shirt 30 (noun). Johnny gave the vitals and waited for instructions. 51, start an IV with firefighter 31 (noun) and transport grossly 32 (adverb). At the hospital, Dr. Brackett and Dixie met Johnny and Roy at the base station after treating the victim. “How did that happen?” Dr. Brackett asked in confusion. “Doc, if we flew 33 (past tense verb); we’d tell ya.” Roy put his hands in his people 34 (noun) and motioned to his submarine 35 (noun). “C’mon Johnny. Who knows what the next rescue will be.” “Must be one of those firetrucks 36 (noun)” Johnny commented as they left the hospital.
Lorraine's Version:
It was a colorful 1 (adjective) and foxy 2 (adjective) day when Johnny entered the station. He found Chet running 3 (verb ending in ing) on a bench. “How ya doin’?” Johnny asked with a pillow 4 (noun). “You won’t believe what I did on my time off. I sat 5 (past tense verb) and ran 6 (past tense verb).” “Aw, that’s nothing. I wrote 7 (past tense verb)!” Marco, who had just finished singing 8 (verb ending in ing) his shoe, announced. “All right men, enough. It’s time for mug 9 (noun).” Cap said as he ate 10 (past tense verb) his cat 11 (noun) in the door. “Roy, you’re cook today. What are we having?” Roy listed the items: dogs 12 (noun), birds13 (noun) and for dessert a paper 14 (noun). The captain looked pleased and told the men. “There’s a big drill today. We’re going to walk 15 (verb) hydrants and inspect crows 16 (noun). Just then the klaxons slept 17 (past tense verb). Station 51. Woman having difficulty talking 18 (verb ending in ing) at 1422 eagle 19 (noun) Street. The captain acknowledged the call and the crew flew 20 (past tense verb) from the station. They arrived at the scene and saw a house with happy 21 (adjective) shutters and a curvy 22 (adjective) fence. Her husband came to the door. “She’s in the healthy 23 (adjective) room. She’s been like this for the past hour.” “We’ll take a pencil 24 (noun) at her.” Roy promised as he and Johnny brought in their cars 25 (noun). Johnny drove 26 (past tense verb) the drug box and removed the BP cuff and a calendar 27 (noun). He gave them to Roy who showered 28 (past tense verb) them on the floor by the woman. Rampart, this is County 51. We have a female approximately ten 29 (number) years old complaining of a dislocated duck 30 (noun). Johnny gave the vitals and waited for instructions. 51, start an IV with water 31 (noun) and transport slickly 32 (adverb). At the hospital, Dr. Brackett and Dixie met Johnny and Roy at the base station after treating the victim. “How did that happen?” Dr. Brackett asked in confusion. “Doc, if we slid 33 (past tense verb); we’d tell ya.” Roy put his hands in his skates 34 (noun) and motioned to his notebook 35 (noun). “C’mon Johnny. Who knows what the next rescue will be.” “Must be one of those pens 36 (noun)” Johnny commented as they left the hospital.
Chet Pet's (Joan's) version:
It was a warm and some day when Johnny entered the station. He found Chet loving on a bench. "How ya doin'?" Johnny asked with a tiger. "You won't believe what I did on my time off. I ran and stayed." "Aw, that's nothing. I were!" Marco, who had just finished working his shoe, announced. "All right men, enough. It's time for car." Cap said as he ate his dog in the door. "Roy, you're cook today. What are we having?" Roy listed the items: cats, birds and for dessert a man. The captain looked pleased and told the men. "There's a bid drill today. We're going to lay hydrants and inspect beds. Just then the klaxons wired. Station 51. Woman having difficulty ringing at 1422 Johnny Street.. The captain acknowledged the call and the crew woke from the station. They arrived at the scene and saw a house with wild shutters and a black fence. Her husband came to the door. "She's in the blue room. She's been like this for the past hour." "We'll take a child at her." Roy promised as he and Johnny brought in their telephones. Johnny swam the drug box and removed the BP cuff and a engine. He gave them to Roy who highlighted them on the floor by the woman. Rampart, this is County 51. We have a female approximately 345 years old complaining of a dislocated bread. Johnny gave the vitals and waited for instructions. 51, start an IV with Chet and transport deadly. At the hospital, Dr. Brackett and Dixie met Johnny and Roy at the base station after treating the victim. "How did that happen?" Dr. Brackett asked in confusion. "Doc, if we injured; we'd tell ya." Roy put his hands in his people and motioned to his Roy. "C'mon Johnny. Who knows what the next rescue will be." "Must be one of those firemen" Johnny commented as they left the hospital.
Jill's version:
It was a silky 1 (adjective) and gorgeous 2 (adjective) day when Johnny entered the station. He found Chet heaving 3 (verb ending in ing) on a bench. “How ya doin’?” Johnny asked with a book 4 (noun). “You won’t believe what I did on my time off. I ran 5 (past tense verb) and sweated 6 (past tense verb).” “Aw, that’s nothing. I kicked 7 (past tense verb)!” Marco, who had just finished laughing 8 (verb ending in ing) his shoe, announced. “All right men, enough. It’s time for chair 9 (noun).” Cap said as he burped 10 (past tense verb) his head 11 (noun) in the door. “Roy, you’re cook today. What are we having?” Roy listed the items: hands 12 (noun), dresses 13 (noun) and for dessert a car 14 (noun). The captain looked pleased and told the men. “There’s a big drill today. We’re going to bounce 15 (verb) hydrants and inspect forks 16 (noun). Just then the klaxons chased 17 (past tense verb). Station 51. Woman having difficulty leaning 18 (verb ending in ing) at 1422 Puppy 19 (noun) Street. The captain acknowledged the call and the crew smiled 20 (past tense verb) from the station. They arrived at the scene and saw a house with happy 21 (adjective) shutters and a fuzzy 22 (adjective) fence. Her husband came to the door. “She’s in the warm 23 (adjective) room. She’s been like this for the past hour.” “We’ll take a table 24 (noun) at her.” Roy promised as he and Johnny brought in their babies 25 (noun). Johnny laughed 26 (past tense verb) the drug box and removed the BP cuff and blanket 27 (noun). He gave them to Roy who burned 28 (past tense verb) them on the floor by the woman. Rampart, this is County 51. We have a female approximately 4 29 (number) years old complaining of a dislocated train 30 (noun). Johnny gave the vitals and waited for instructions. 51, start an IV with baby 31 (noun) and transport slowly 32 (adverb). At the hospital, Dr. Brackett and Dixie met Johnny and Roy at the base station after treating the victim. “How did that happen?” Dr. Brackett asked in confusion. “Doc, if we hid 33 (past tense verb); we’d tell ya.” Roy put his hands in his flowers 34 (noun) and motioned to his cup 35 (noun). “C’mon Johnny. Who knows what the next rescue will be.” “Must be one of those slippers 36 (noun)” Johnny commented as they left the hospital.
