What is your favorite or most memorable quote from each character?

 Or is there more than one quote for each? If so, list as many as you want! :o)

 

 

 

Jasmine:

 

Roy: "I really love the way you know when to reaffirm my faith in your basic insanity."


Roy:  "I ever thought I'd see an Indian cowboy."


Johnny:  "I just don't like being dumped!"


Johnny: "I can't just say "here Paula, here, take your dog back,"


Johnny:  "She grooves on hostility. So I was hostile. Very hostile. She loved  it."


 

 

Ziggy:

Chet--"The Phantom never panics."; "The Phantom lurks everywhere." (Both from "Messin' Around"); "I'm all for weddings, as long as they're not mine." ("Body Language")

 

Hank--"'Cause they're basically a great bunch of guys and I'm gonna miss 'em." ("Hypochondri-Cap") [I nearly cry everytime I hear that line!]; "The Trundle Bunny Baby Layette barbeque?" ("The Lighter Than Air Man"--I think); "The plane's been highjacked?" ("Family Ties")

 

Mike--"The best thing you can do is learn to live with it." ("Family Ties"); "Gurgle, gurgle, gurgle." ("The Great Crash Diet")

 

Kel--"Get out of here, ya hose jockey!" ("Brushfire")

 

Dixie--"How do you think I handle Kel and Joe?" (Episode? one with the bratty kid Roy offers to watch, then Dixie takes over)

 

Roy--"Why did you burn McConnikee's hat?" ("Onward and Upward")

 

Marco--"I just wished it had happened to somebody else... like him, for example." ("Insanity Epidemic"); "Butcher!" ("The Mouse")

 

Johnny--"He's a slow learner... I figure he's taking his keys out right about now... he's opening the trunk right about--" [Chet yells off-camera] ("Inspection"); "Engine 51, this is Johnny. I've been bit by a rattlesnake." ("Snakebite")

 

I came up with a couple more I'd like to add to my list of quotes already given. All are from "The Mouse."
 
"Herbert?" --Johnny and Roy
 
"Are you saying you do not trust your captain's judgement?" -- Hank
 
"Station 51, KMG-365" -- Okay, I know Hank says this every blessed episode, but this is during their wake-up call and I can I help it if the man is so cute all sleepy-eyed and scruffy and hair-tossled and half-asleep when he says it? *sigh*

Roy: "Boy, are you out to lunch!"

 

 

Charmi:

Johnny (from 'Peace Pipe') -" Well maybe the tribal environment lost a little of its charm when the anthropologists started nosing around and coming up with their dumb theories about Indians."

Dr. Brackett (from 'Virus') - "I'll tell ya what's really rough, having young Romeo here as a roommate. Maybe I shouldn't say this but he was sure a lot easier to live with when he was still in a coma." (And, the John Gage smile that followed Brackett's comment was priceless!)

Roy (from 'The Great Crash Diet') - "We had a lovely meal today of dry toast and figs."

Roy (from 'The Nuisance') - "I'm the senior member here and as long as I am, we're going to do things my way." (I loved it when he finally gave it to Brice!)

Roy (from 'The Nuisance') - "I just might have to bust him in the mouth to do it." (The whole exchange between Roy and Cap regarding getting along with Brice was one of my fave conversations. Showed Roy in a bit different light than usual.)



 

Wanda C.:

Mine are all from one episode, "Snake Bite!"

Johnny: "Well, here goes." When he's about to give himself an IV and when he had established the IV, "Okay, Cap, let's get me outta here."

Roy: "I don't know how long I can keep things goin' together here." With the little boy in the car, and after the antivenom skin test was given to Johnny, I loved his expression when he said, "20 minutes."

Chet: "Believe me ma'am, these men are the best!"

Cap: "Sounds to me like you guys did a teriffic job, you do agree, Chet?"

Marco: "I don't believe it."  When Chet agrees that the paramedics did a great job.

Mike: "Big deal!"  When Johnny is telling them about the rescue on their way home.

Dr. Brackett: "Any word on the seriousness of the bite? I don't like it. If it's grade 4, Johnny could be dead within minutes."

Dixie: "Well, you couldn't have done any more than he did for himself."  Talking to Roy when he's feeling guilty for not being there for Johnny.

Morton: "Gage and DeSoto, they're returning from a fishing trip...you're not gonna believe this one!"  Talking to Kel about the call that Johnny is making.

 


Audrey:

Hank in Camera Bug  "Ya blinded me, ya Twit."
 
Johnny in Women  (with a cookie piece in his mouth) "A baby barracuda eavesdropper."
 

Roy in Body Language  (to Johnny when he says his problem with Barbara is serious) "Yes it is. And I'd like to see how you  handle it."

 

The expression on poor Roy's face cracks me up.
 
Johnny to Roy at the end of Nurses Wild:
 
"Are you kidding? What am I gonna do with a girl on the high seas? Do you know that there are 320 nurses in this hospital?  120 of which are over 25. That brings it down to 210. 12 of them are over 6 feet tall. Now that brings the desirable ones down..."
 
Roy's quote (I love this! lol) : "Why don't you get married instead of feeding your neurosis?"
 
Johnny goes on:  "7 of them . . .over 150."
 
"You know half the  nurses in this hospital are married. Most of the other half wanna be. Now the ones that wanna be and aren't. . .they got a problem, right? Now, the ones that aren't and don't wanna be. . .Roy, that's a little weird. Now I ask you, how many dates does this place leave me? Not very many...and you ask me if I've got  a problem. I've got a problem alright. Pretty soon I'll have to be taking out candy stripers...."
 
In "Cook's Tour" After Roy steps from the dayroom and wonders why the station doesn't have Rosemary, Mike says:
 
"Who's Rosemary?"
 
Johnny replies:
 
"Well, it's gotta be the girl that's gonna teach him how to boil water>"
 
I love those two quotes together! lol