Administering DHW instead of D5W. See illustrations below.
DHW DHW DHW
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Johndiced.
(Not to be confused with jaundiced, a yellowing of the skin caused by liver
failure.)
Johndiced is defined as a medical condition experienced by female victims
who regain consciousness only to find Johnny's gorgeous face just inches
from their own. 
To illustrate, I shall attempt to use the word in a sentence: The two gals
below were Johndiced. 
New! 05/26/06
The mike (or mic) and Mike. See below for illustrations. :o)
The mike is with the radio/ John is using the mike (or mic) Mike is standing in front of the mirror
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Roybies - If you're a rabid Roy fan, you have contracted a case of Roybies.
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An Early Diagnosis - not as in a condition found early, but rather a patient being diagnosed by Doctor Joe Early of Rampart General Hospital. See pictures below for illustration.
Johnny is getting an Early diagnosis The boy is getting an Early diagnosis
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An oxygen Gage - unlike the oxygen 'gauge' which shows the amount of oxygen being given, this 'Gage' gives oxygen when needed by the use of his mouth. See illustrations below:
Oxygen gauge Oxygen Gage
And then Ross said: Which would make Johnny "The Jaws Of Life". This rescue requires the Jaws of Life. We could just call him the Jaws, for short. :o)
Johnitis - If you have a case of being in the wrong place at the wrong time and always getting hurt.
Roy sometimes has 'Johnitis'. John often has Johnitis (see above and below)
Liz T. found a REAL
definition of Johnny:
Johnny: A hospital gown. A johnny is a short collarless gown that ties in
the back, worn by patients being examined or treated in a doctor's office,
clinic, or hospital. Johnnies are generally disliked by patients as skimpy,
ugly, ill-fitting garments often leaves one´s backside ignominiously
exposed.
And as Liz T. pointed out, John Gage has been in one enough to have it named after him. :o)
