I Hate The
Rain
By E51Writer
They
all hated the rain. Especially
when it fell this hard. While it
was still early in the day, they had held several conversations about the fact
that if the rain didn’t let up, they wouldn’t get a minute’s sleep that night.
Johnny
and Roy had a rare break in runs. They
sat around the kitchen table drinking coffee and reading the newspaper.
The
engine crew returned. Several
minutes later, the men filed into the kitchen.
“Tell
me how the hell there can be a trash fire when it’s raining this hard!” Chet
was buttoning his shirt – the third one in the still young shift. “Man, I hate the rain!”
“Hey,
guys, Joanne said she’d run by and pick up our wet clothes. Says she’ll return them dry and warm. Don’t know about the rest of you, but I’m on
my last dry set.”
“Roy,
your wife is an angel!” Chet was smiling
ear-to-ear.
The
men had just settled around the table, coffee in hand, when the tones sounded
again.
“Station 51. Auto
accident. Corner
of Sepulveda and Oakdale. Sepulveda and Oakdale.
Time out
“Station 51. KMG 365.” Captain Hank Stanley handed the ticket to
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~ * ~
“Cap,
we should probably take him in. He
doesn’t seem to be badly injured but better safe than sorry.”
“I
agree,
Johnny
made a quick decision. “I’ll ride with
him, Roy.” All Johnny could think about
was getting out of the driving rain. His
waterlogged partner frowned but didn’t argue.
“Careful driving to Rampart,
Johnny
looked over his shoulder at the rest of the men from Station 51. **Suckers!** he thought.
**I’m gonna
be out of this rain in a minute. You’re
all stuck here getting this wreck cleared up.**
As
Johnny stepped into the ambulance, he slipped.
“Johnny!”
“LA,
Engine 51. We have a Code I at our
location.” Captain Stanley made the call
that always made him nauseous.
“Johnny? Can you hear me?”
“Huuh…uuuh…aaa.” Johnny was
drifting in and out of consciousness.
“Chet,
get me a neck brace and backboard. Cap, set up the bio-phone.
Johnny? Wake up, Johnny.”
The
penlight caused Johnny to stir again. “Uuuhh…sta…”
“What? C’mon, Johnny, talk to me. It’s Roy, Johnny. I need you to wake up.”
Johnny
was out again.
“Rampart,
Squad 51.”
“Go
ahead, 51.” Dr. Brackett hated the
rain. Especially when
it fell this hard. It would be a
long day.
“Rampart,
we have an injured paramedic.”
“Johnny?”
“Yeah, Doc.”
“Go
ahead,
“Rampart. Johnny fell getting into the
ambulance. He sustained a head
injury. He’s drifting in and out of
consciousness. Pupils are even and
reactive but sluggish. They are dilated. BP 128/86. Pulse 110. Respirations 20 and
normal.”
“Was
he wearing a helmet,
“Yes, Doc. But, it fell off when he hit
the street. There’s a knot forming on
the lower base of the skull.”
“Get
him in here,
“10-4,
Rampart. Transporting.” Turning his focus to the firemen around him,
Within
minutes, the ambulance was rolling.
“Arr…uuuhhh…rrr…ooooo.”
“C’mon,
Junior, wake up and talk to me.”
Johnny
began blinking his eyes. He was out
again before reaching the hospital.
~*~*~
“Did
he come around at all,
“Yeah, Doc. Couldn’t understand what he was
trying to say though.”
“Kel, I want a full skull series. His pupils are even but they’re still dilated
and sluggish.”
“Okay,
Joe. I don’t see any fluid in the
ears. The bump on his head is growing
though. About the size
of a tennis ball.” Dr. Brackett
looked over at
“We
need a full skull and cervical series.”
Dr. Brackett’s orders were interrupted by Johnny.
“Wha…uhhh…ohhh…mmmm.”
“Johnny? Can you hear me? It’s Dr. Brackett. Open your eyes, Johnny.”
In
a matter of moments, Johnny was out again and Dr. Brackett continued his
instructions to the x-ray tech. “I want
those films back up here immediately.
Got it?”
The
x-ray tech acknowledged the doctor’s demands.
The doctors, along with Dix and Roy, left the room.
“I
don’t know, Joe, I’d expect Johnny to be a bit more coherent by now.”
“Let’s
see what the x-rays tell us, Kel. I’ve notified the neurosurgery team but I
don’t think we’ll have to use them.”
“Hope
not.”
“
~*~*~
The
men looked up when the door opened. “Anything,
“No,
not yet, Cap.”
The
conversation returned to the topic at hand.
“I
just don’t get it. We wear our turnouts
and we still get soaked.” Chet was
beginning to shiver from the cold, damp clothes he was wearing.
“I’ve
never seen it rain like this. It’s like working
in the line of the hose. There’s no way
to stay dry. I hate the rain.” Marco was as miserable as everyone else in
the room.
The
door to the lounge opened again and
“News,
Dix?”
“No, Roy, not about Johnny anyway. But,
I think I do have good news for you.”
Mike
was the first one to reach her. “Let me
help you, Joanne.” He reached out for
the pile. “Oh, man! They’re still warm!” Without thinking, he reached over and kissed
her on the cheek.
“Hey,
Mike, don’t do that!”
The
worried look on Mike’s face turned to a smile.
They
weren’t sure but they thought the sudden blur was Chet. Someone yelled, ‘You ARE an angel!’, grabbed his set of clothes,
and bolted from the room at lightening speed.
Even
Cap was smiling. “Ooh. Warm – DRY – socks, too!”
~*~*~
The
x-rays were finally available.
“There
it is, Kel.
It’s just a hairline fracture but it’s there.”
“I’d
hate to think what this x-ray would look like if he hadn’t been wearing his
helmet, Joe. I think we’re lucky
here. He hasn’t gotten sick – yet. There doesn’t seem to be any increase in
internal pressure.”
“You’re
right, Kel.
All we need to do is get him to come around and observe him for a few
days.”
They
didn’t notice the paramedic open his eyes while they were looking at the
x-rays.
~*~*~
“Cap, any chance of keeping us here all night? Warm, dry, hot coffee, nice TV set.”
“Sorry, Chet. If we don’t hear something
soon, we’re gonna have to head back out to the
station and return to service.”
Chet
was just about to complain when they all heard the scream. In an instant they recognized the voice. They all went running toward Johnny’s room.
~*~*~
“NO! NO!
Get the sheet off me. I’m not
dead. Don’t kill me. NO!
Don’t kill me!”
“Johnny! Settle down.
You’re okay. You’re at
Rampart.” Dr. Brackett was trying to
gain control of his patient.
“Stop
it. Don’t kill me. NO!
Take the sheet off. Please take
the sheet off my face.”
The
men of Station 51 stood silent. They
were terrified at what was going on.
“
“Johnny,
it’s
“NO! Help me, someone. Help!”
“Kel, his BP is 164/98.
We have to settle him down.”
“With what, Joe? His head injury…”
“We
have to risk it, Kel.
He’ll have a stroke if we don’t stop the BP from going higher. Dix, get me a mild sedative.”
“NO! Stop killing me. Take the sheet off me. NO!
NO! N…”
The
sedative took affect quickly, probably due to the head injury.
Dr.
Brackett looked around the room. Each
person he looked at appeared more worried than the one before.
“Doc,” Chet asked, “what
was Johnny yelling about? What sheet had
him so scared?”
“I
don’t know, Chet. He’s got a slight
fracture at the base of his skull. The
confusion is obviously from that.”
“Is
he going to be okay, Dr. Brackett?” It
was Marco’s turn to express concern.
“Yeah,
Marco, he should recover fully.”
Joe
Early was rechecking Johnny’s BP. “It’s
a good sign that he hasn’t gotten sick.
That would indicate a bit higher level of trauma to the head.”
As
if on cue, Johnny vomited.
~*~*~
“Man,
this is one shift I’m glad to see end. I
hate it when it rains.” Mike yawned as
he changed his clothes.
“I’m
going past the hospital. I’ll call all
of you with an update.”
“No
way, Cap. We’re all going, too.” Chet was yawning as well. As he’d guessed, they didn’t get much of a
chance to sleep. When the chance did
come, the sleep didn’t. Worry kept all
of the men awake.
~*~*~
“Hi,
guys.”
The
door to Johnny’s room opened.
The
anxious group of men stood talking to the doctors and
**Damn, I still can’t see.** Johnny was calm this time around. He blinked his eyes several times. **Brackett? Is that you talking? Where am I?
What the hell happened?**
“Hey,
Junior! Welcome
back!”
**
Johnny
flinched when the shadow leaned over him.
“Whoa, Johnny. It’s me – Roy.”
Johnny
just laid there trying to make sense of what was going on around him.
“Johnny?”
**Dr. Early**
“How
are you feeling?” Several seconds passed
with no response from Johnny. “What’s
wrong, Johnny? Don’t you know us?” Joe Early was frowning.
“Just
take the sheet off my face. Please,
Doc.”
Brackett
stepped up to Johnny’s side. He gave a
worried look to Joe and
Johnny
continued blinking his eyes. “Because I’m looking at you through a sheet. All I see is a shadow of your outline. You know, the sheet is just making you look
like shadows – like ghosts.”
Kel
looked at Joe and
The
men from Station 51 dejectedly left the room.
“Johnny,
I’m going to look in your eyes. You may
see a bright light.”
**Sure, Dr. Early. I’ll probably never see anything again.**
“Do
you remember what happened, Johnny?”
“No,
Dr. Brackett, I don’t. What did happen?”
“You
slipped getting into the ambulance.”
“Slipped? How’d I slip?”
“It
was raining so hard, your foot just slipped on the step. You fell backwards and hit your head on the
street.”
“Raining? When was it raining? I hate the rain.”
“Everything
looks fine, Kel.
We should probably run another set of x-rays just to be sure.”
“I
agree, Joe. Johnny, what’s the last
thing you remember?”
“I
don’t know. The warehouse fire, I
guess. Yeah, the
warehouse fire. It wasn’t raining
though. We could’ve used some rain on
that one.”
Joe,
Kel, and
“Hang
in there, Johnny. We’ll get some more
x-rays soon. Don’t worry about this
until we get the results back.”
“Okay,
Dr. Brackett.” **Yeah, right. Don’t worry. I can’t see a damn thing but I won’t worry.** Johnny closed
his eyes – there wasn’t much difference from when he had had them open.
~*~*~
Dr.
Brackett updated the firemen. “We’re
going to take some more x-rays. I don’t
think his blindness will be permanent.
There is another problem though.
The last thing he remembers is the warehouse fire.”
“The warehouse fire?” Cap couldn’t
believe it. “That was 6 days ago!”
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
“Stop
arguing, Junior!
You’re spending the next few days with us. Joanne will have my head if I show up without
you.”
“
Brackett
had been listening from the doorway. “I
can rip up this release form right now.”
Brackett acted like he was going to tear the paper.
“Okay,
okay. Geez. I’ll find something to do at
“Oh no you won’t! You’ll lay around watching TV.
You don’t do anything until I see you in 3 days. Understand?”
“Yes,
Dr. Brackett. The head injury didn’t
kill me so now you’re going to bore me to death.” Johnny smiled.
~*~*~
“Uncle
Johnny!”
“No, kids. Don’t jump on Uncle
Johnny. He hurt his head – he has to
rest. No running. No jumping.”
“Can
we hug him, Mom?”
Johnny
answered this one. “Of course you can.
Come here, munchkins.”
~*~*~
Johnny
slept like a baby. Didn’t
stir the entire night. He awoke
to the sound of thunder. Despite the
never-ending headache, he showered and made his way to the kitchen.
“Good
morning, sleepy head.”
“Good
morning, Joanne.” He eyed the breakfast
spread out before him. “You shouldn’t
have gone to all this trouble.”
“No
trouble, Johnny. How do you feel?”
“My
head is pounding. And, I just can’t seem
to get warm. Slept
great though. You might have a
hard time getting me to leave!” Johnny
and Joanne both laughed.
Jennifer
came into the room. “Hi,
Uncle Johnny!” She gave him a
good-morning kiss. “You’re sweaty, Uncle
Johnny. Mom, can I go outside?”
“No, honey. It looks like it’s going to
rain again.”
“Oh! I hate the rain!” Jennifer turned and headed towards the family
room pouting all the way.
~*~*~
“I
don’t know, Cap. Dr. Brackett wants to
see him day after tomorrow. I guess
he’ll tell us then how much longer Johnny will be out.”
“Is
Johnny doing okay,
“When
Joanne called this morning, Johnny was still in bed. Thought I’d check up on him
around lunch, Chet.”
“Man,
when I saw him hit the ground, I was sick.
You could hear his head hit the pavement.” Chet was shaking his head.
“As
bad as that was, pal, it didn’t compare to his screaming at the hospital. Scared the hell out of me.” It was Cap’s turn to shake his head at the
memories.
The
tones took them away from their awful thoughts.
~*~*~
Johnny
followed Jennifer to the family room.
“Sit
in Daddy’s chair, Uncle Johnny. Will you
watch TV with me?”
“Of
course I will, Jen. Are you sure your
dad won’t care if I sit in his chair?”
Johnny was teasing Jen.
The
little girl skipped across the floor and whispered into Johnny’s ear, “We won’t
tell him.” She put her finger to her
mouth and said, “Shhhh, it’s our secret.” Her smile lit up the room.
From
the recliner, Johnny could see into the kitchen. Joanne was still cleaning up the breakfast
dishes. Jennifer’s innocent laugh turned
Johnny’s attention back to the cartoon on TV.
Joanne
was almost done cleaning up. She set a
roll of paper towels on the table and bent over to put some pans away. The clanging of a dropped pan lid caused
Johnny to look out to the kitchen.
**Oh my God!
The roll of paper towels! It’s
coming towards me. It’s going to crush
me. Oh my God, no!**
Johnny
covered his face with his arms and screamed.
It was the scream of someone dying.
Joanne dropped the pans and Jennifer cried.
“Johnny,
what’s wrong? What’s wrong?”
Johnny
uncovered his eyes and sat up straight.
He looked at Joanne then over to Jen.
The little girl was still crying.
“I don’t know, Joanne. I just got
scared of something. I’m sorry. I’m sorry, Jen. I didn’t mean to scare you.”
“Are
you okay, Uncle Johnny?”
“Yes,
honey, I’m fine.”
Jen
turned back toward the TV. No one
noticed Chris standing at the top of the steps.
Once he saw that everyone was okay, he returned to his room.
“Johnny,
I think we should call Dr. Brackett.”
“No,
Joanne. I’m fine. Really. I’m sorry to be so much trouble.”
“Well,
I’d still feel better calling Dr. Brackett.
If you go rest and don’t feel well when you get up, I AM going to call
him!”
“I’ll
be fine. Thanks for everything,
Joanne.” **Most of all, thanks of not calling Brackett. That would be cute. ‘Yeah, Doc, the roll of paper towels was
coming straight for me.’ I’d be on the
express train to the psych ward!**
Johnny
decided he should go lay down for a few minutes. Joanne was relieved. She really wanted to talk to
Joanne
made her way to the guestroom. Johnny
was already sleeping. She pulled the
shades down to darken the room. Before
leaving, she decided to turn the bathroom light on so that Johnny would have
some light when he woke up. One more
quick check of the sleeping paramedic and she left the room.
~*~*~
The
pans were put away and Joanne was sharing a cartoon with Jennifer.
Johnny
woke up to a fully soaked sheet. He’d
been sweating but he was freezing cold.
He rolled over and looked toward the bathroom. It took a moment for his eyes to focus. He was sorry when they did.
“Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Noooooooooooooooo!” The scream was
blood curdling. **The toilet paper. It’s
rolling. Stop it. It’s huge.
Please, someone, stop it! How am
I going to get out of here? It’s going
to crush me.**
Chris
was the first one to the room. He found
Johnny with his head covered by his pillow.
He was rolling back and forth saying ‘no, no, no’ over and over. Chris was glad when his mom came into the
room.
“Chris,
go down and watch TV with Jennifer.”
“Johnny.
Johnny.
You’re okay. C’mon, settle down.”
Johnny
relaxed at Joanne’s touch.
“Johnny,
you’re soaked. Let me feel your
forehead.” She felt Johnny’s forehead
and cheeks. “You’re burning up. I’m calling Dr. Brackett.”
“No,
Joanne. I’ll be okay. I’m sorry.”
“Don’t
be sorry. There’s nothing to be sorry
about. But, what is scaring you so
much? You scream like you’re going to
die.”
“I
don’t know, Joanne. Nightmares, I
guess.”
“Nightmares? While you’re
awake?”
“I
was sleeping.” Johnny lied.
Not
knowing that Johnny had waken up before his terror struck, she shook her
head. “Maybe you were asleep this time
but you were awake downstairs. We’ll see
what Dr. Brackett has to say about it.”
“No,
Jo, please. Let me shower. We’ll talk about it when I come down. If I’m still feeling bad, we’ll decide what
to do.” He flashed his best puppy dog
eyes and look of innocence at Joanne.
“John
Gage, don’t you think for one minute that that look is going to win you any
slack.” Johnny continued looking at
her. “Oh! Damn you!
Go shower. I’ll be downstairs.”
Johnny
smiled as Joanne left the room. He got
up and headed toward the bathroom. He
stopped when he saw the roll of toilet paper.
He picked it up and threw it against the wall. **John
Gage, you’re crazy. You run into burning
buildings for Christ’s sake! Do you
really think a roll of toilet paper or paper towels is going to hurt you? Get a grip!**
Johnny
turned the shower on.
~*~*~
When
Joanne walked into the family room, she saw Jennifer drawing a picture and
Chris looking out the window watching the puddles form on the driveway.
She
stopped by the little girl first. “What
are you doing, Jen?”
“I’m
drawing a picture for Uncle Johnny. I
want to cheer him up, Mommy. Will Uncle
Johnny be okay?”
“I
think he’ll be just fine when he sees this beautiful picture.”
“I
love him Mommy.”
“Oh,
Jen, he loves you too.” She gave her
little girl a big hug then headed over to the window. “What are you looking at Chris?”
“The puddles, Mom. I hate the
rain.” He looked up at his mom. He had tears in his eyes.
Joanne
wiped the tears and gave Chris a big hug.
“He’ll be okay, Chris. He loves
you too, you know. And, so do I.” One more big hug and Chris joined Jen on the couch.
Joanne
picked up the phone. **Pick up, someone. You can’t be out again. Damn it,
~*~*~
Johnny
was dizzy and looked like hell. He put
the wet, COLD washcloth on his forehead again.
He drank cold water trying to cool down.
He had to look well for Joanne.
He didn’t want to go see Dr. Brackett.
And, he sure didn’t want to go out in the rain. He put on his best – fake – smile and headed
downstairs.
“Hey,
munchkin, what’s that you’re drawing?”
“Uncle
Johnny! You’re okay! It’s a picture for you.”
Johnny
took the picture from the little girl.
“This is b-e-a-u-t-i-f-u-l!”
“Does
it make you feel better, Uncle Johnny?”
Johnny
looked over at Joanne. “It sure does,
honey. I feel lots better!”
Joanne
frowned and shook her head. She was
wrapped around Johnny’s little finger just as much as her little girl was. Neither one could say no to him. Of course, the difference was Johnny could
never say ‘no’ to Jen. He did a very
good job of saying ‘no’ to Joanne. And,
she let him.
“Chris,
where’s Sampson?”
“He’s
on the back porch, Mom.”
“Bring
him in. I don’t want him running out in
the yard. You know how he stinks when he
gets wet.”
Sampson
came running into the room. He dropped
his ball a few feet away from Johnny.
Johnny scratched Sampson’s head and patted his belly. Sampson loped away, happy as could be.
Johnny
wasn’t feeling well. He was really
sweating again. And, he was dizzy. He looked around the room and his eyes fell
on the dog’s ball laying a few feet away.
**Oh, no.
Not again. Please, not
again. Here it comes. Oh, God.
It’s going to crush me. Stop the
ball. Someone stop the ball. It’s rolling!
It’s rolling!!**
“Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!” Johnny turned to avoid the crushing ball that
was nearly on top of him. He stumbled
and passed out on the floor.
Joanne,
Jennifer, and Chris all stared in horror.
“Jen,
get me the phone. Chris, get me a cold,
wet towel.” The children ran to get
their assigned items. When they
returned, Joanne gave them another order.
“Now, go look out the front window.
Let Daddy and the firemen in when they get here.”
Joanne
dialed 911. **Please let 51 respond!**
~*~*~
The
men had just exited the engine and the squad when the tones sounded again.
“I
hate the rain!” Cap yelled before the
dispatch came through.
When
the address was given, there was a moment of stunned silence.
“
The
men jumped back in their vehicles and headed out.
“I
hate the rain!”
~*~*~
Joanne
was on the floor next to Johnny. He
hadn’t moved since he passed out. She
didn’t know what to do other than try to cool him down. He was burning up. **I
knew I should have called Rampart. Damn
your smile and puppy dog eyes, Johnny!
Please let
Finally,
the sound of the approaching sirens could be heard.
“Daddy,
Daddy. Hurry up. Uncle Johnny is sick.” Jennifer had tears in her eyes.
All
of the men stopped in their tracks at what Chris said next. “I think he’s dead, Dad. I think Uncle Johnny died. He just fell to the floor in the family
room. He’s not moving. I think he’s dead.” Chris started crying.
Cap
looked around. “Mike, stay with the
kids. Keep them away from Johnny.” Cap knew that Mike had kids of his own and
would be able to help comfort the kids.
He didn’t know who was going to comfort Mike.
The
rest of the men grabbed their gear and ran to the family room.
“Jo,
what happened?”
“He’s
been screaming all day,
“Cap,
get a line to Rampart. Chet and Marco,
get some more towels. Break the ice
packs. We have to cool him down.”
Cap
set up the bio-phone while
“Go
ahead, 51.” Dr. Brackett grabbed the
notepad.
“Rampart,
we have a sick paramedic. Johnny. He is unconscious.
“Standing by, 51.” Dr. Brackett
looked up in time to see
“I’m
going to dry my hair, Kel. Back in a second. I hate the rain!”
“Rampart,
Squad 51.”
“Go
ahead,
“Doc,
Johnny is unconscious. Apparently, he
has been hallucinating throughout the day.
About 10 minutes ago, he screamed and passed out. He is burning up with fever. BP 130/88. Pulse 120. Respirations 24. Diaphoretic. Pupils even and reactive.”
“51, start IV Ringers lactate. Wide open. Can you cool him down,
“10-4,
Rampart. IV, Ringers, wide open. We have ice packs at the pulse points and
cold wet towels on his forehead.”
“Transport, 51.”
“10-4. Transporting.”
The
men loaded Johnny onto the stretcher and into the ambulance. Just before the doors were closed,
“Daddy? Is Uncle Johnny dead?” Jen was standing at the base of the
ambulance.
“No,
honey, he’s just really sick.”
“Daddy. Uncle Johnny and I have a
secret. Uncle Johnny sat in your chair
today. Is that okay?”
All
of the men smiled as
Jen
and Chris smiled.
Joanne
looked at Captain Stanley then at the kids.
“Why don’t you guys go make sure Sampson is okay?” She directed the kids to the house.
“Yeah,
we better. He ran under the table when
Uncle Johnny was screaming. He was so
scared. We better let him know that
Uncle Johnny is okay. Come on, Chris.” Jennifer grabbed her older brother’s hand
and pulled him toward the house.
“Those
are great kids you have there, Joanne.”
Cap watched them scurry toward the house.
“Yeah
they are. They’ve sure been through a
lot today.”
“I
think you have too!” Cap placed a
reassuring hand on Joanne’s shoulder.
“Call
me from the hospital, okay?”
“You
got it. Thanks for taking care of
Johnny, Joanne. It means a lot to me.”
“He
means a lot to all of us, Hank.”
Joanne
headed in after the kids. The engine and
squad left for the hospital.
~*~*~
Dr.
Early exited the exam room and joined Kel and
“
The
doors opened and
“Room
3, Roy.”
“My
God, he is burning up. Dix, get his
temperature.” Dr. Brackett began checking
his vitals.
“104.5, Kel.”
“Get
the chilled Ringers, Dix, let’s get him cooled down.” Brackett looked at Early. “Ice baths?”
“Yeah
– I think we should.”
The
team worked for over an hour to break Johnny’s fever. He finally started coming around. His eyes started fluttering.
“You’re
not going to start screaming, are you Johnny?”
Dr. Brackett was smiling at his patient.
“No,
Doc. Not this time. You don’t have any toilet paper around here, do
you?” Johnny frowned.
“Toilet paper?” Both doctors asked in
confusion.
Johnny
looked away.
“Don’t
be embarrassed, Junior. Fevers do things like that.”
“Like
what?” Dr. Early asked.
“Nothing. Nothing!” Johnny was dreading this.
“Johnny,
you need to tell us what’s going on.”
Dr. Brackett was intrigued.
“I
thought I was getting crushed, okay? The
toilet paper, paper towels, and ball were all the size of a truck. They were rolling toward me. I thought they were going to roll over me and
crush me, okay?” Johnny now wished they
had crushed him!
“Johnny,
with a fever that high, you’re lucky you didn’t have convulsions. No need to be embarrassed by your
hallucinations. You’re one lucky man!” Joe Early was trying to be reassuring.
~*~*~
“Toilet paper? He was afraid of toilet
paper?” Chet was laughing hysterically.
“Chester
B. Kelly, you will stop laughing now!”
Cap was not finding this amusing.
“Sure,
Cap.” Chet broke out laughing again.
“Look,
mister, this is not funny. Well, okay,
it’s a bit funny. But, I don’t want you
to say a word to Johnny about this.
“Yes,
Cap.”
“Now,
let’s get out of here and go back to the station.” Cap turned and looked at his entire
crew. “NO ONE will mention this to
Johnny. NO ONE!” Cap couldn’t help but laugh as he left the
hospital.
~*~*~
It was
another 3 weeks before Johnny returned to the station. He had permanently lost those 6 days from his
memory. But, he was a lucky man. There was no other permanent damage caused by
his fall or the fever. He was a bit
nervous about returning to work but not one of his friends had harassed him
about his hallucinations when they visited him.
Still…
“Hey,
Gage, welcome back.” Chet greeted his
friend. “Hey, do you mind putting away
that stuff?” He pointed to the bags on
the table. He turned back to finish
drying the coffee cups from the prior shift.
He was glad Johnny couldn’t see his smile.
“No,
Chet, I don’t mind. But you don’t give a
guy a break, do you. Been gone all this
time and you don’t even let me get a cup of coffee before I have to put the
groceries away.” Johnny grabbed a
bag. “What the…? Chet!”
Chet
was laughing but kept his back to his friend.
“Hey!” Chet ducked. He was being pelted by rolls of toilet paper. He was glad he opted for the toilet paper and
not the balls.
Cap
walked in at the sound of all the men laughing.
“Well, look at that, it’s raining toilet paper!”
Johnny smiled. “Man, I love the rain.” With that, he started throwing the rolls at Chet with both hands.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
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Author's
note: Johnny's injuries in this story
are all things that I personally experienced.
The summer between 4th and 5th grade, I fell off my bike and had a head
injury just like Johnny’s. I couldn't
see anything but ‘ghosts’ right after the injury. I also suffered a raging fever that caused me
to hallucinate. I know it might be hard
to imagine but if you can picture yourself looking at a roll of paper towels
and suddenly it's like you're in a paper factory or something and this huge
roll of paper is heading towards you, that's what was happening. Try explaining that one to someone when
you're a kid! :-) The only difference between Johnny and me is
that I actually lost 6 months of memory which I've never been able to recover
and I damaged my ocular nerve and have had to wear glasses ever since. Lessons learned...always wear a helmet when
biking, and hide the toilet paper and paper towels when you have a fever! ;-)