E! Limericks

A casual conversation can start the cleverest things: thank you, Becca, for allowing me to post the line that started it all. . .

Brice - Precise
Sounds like the beginning of a limerick ...

There once was a medic named Brice,
Whose behavior was very precise ...

Becca

Ria:

  There once was a medic named Brice,
Whose behavior was very precise ...
when eating Chinese,
he'd ask if they'd please
count for him each grain of rice

Claudia:

There once was a medic named Brice,

Whose behavior was very precise ...
He drove Roy insane
While Johnny was lame
And that really wasn't too nice

Pam:

There once was a medic named Brice,
Whose behavior was very precise,
He acts like a freak
quoting regulations to speak
thinking all the boys want his advice.

* *

There was a man nicknamed "The Pigeon",
who detested his "Phantom" a smidgeon,
Phantom pulled a prank
and got scolded by Hank,
now he's cleaning the toilets and bitchin'.

* *

There once was a medic named Roy,
who treated the squad like a toy,
he raced it around,
crashed it into the ground,
now he works at a place called Big Boy.

Sarah:

There once was a medic named Brice,
Whose behavior was very precise
His number was not on the dice
We love him like we love mice
The not-so wonderful Brice

* *

There once was a medic named Brice
Whose behavior was very precise
He quotes rulebooks by day and night
And hates it when you turn out the light
For Brice isn't very nice

* *

There once was a man named Johnny
He ran around; got an owie
A snake bit him once
Some thought he was maybe a dunce
He even went out with a Molly

Pattie:

There once was a medic named Brice,

whose behavior was very precise...

he locked the doors on the squad,

made Roy look like a clod,

the thoughts Roy was thinkin' weren't nice!

Audrey:

There once was a captain named Hank
who admitted he thought fish stank...
His wife cooked him one
but before it was done
his appetite steadfastly sank.

* *

There once was a medic named Gage
who seldom revealed his age.
he often eyed nurses,
and got back stolen purses.
The always dependable Gage.

* *

There once was a prankster name Chet,
who was due to get his yet...
he set up a trap
as quick as a snap,
but the captain is who he would get.

E! Haiku’s

(Idea courtesy of Pam)

Icecat:

Johnny is a hunk,
He makes us all drool like dogs,
Look at his nice cheeks.

<snicker> You pick which ones you like best in the last line

Pam:

Drool over Johnny.
I will take Roy as the man
to jump start my heart.

Audrey:

Who is the Phantom
Could it be Chet B. Kelly
Ask his pigeon John

Sarah:

The waterballoon
Hit poor Johnny in the face
Johnny said, "Revenge"

Becca:

Batman and Robin,
The Lone Ranger and Tonto,
Gage and DeSoto.

Ziggy:

The 'medics, I see,
Get all the attention here
But who's complaining?

* *

But give me some time
And maybe we can discuss
The engine crew, too.

* *

Hank Stanley is Cap
He leads his crew with courage
And has their respect.

* *

Mike Stoker, he drives
The engine known as Big Red
A fine job he does.

* *

Chet Kelly, Phantom,
He'll fall for the Old Body
In The Trunk Routine.

* *

Last, Marco Lopez,
But certainly not the least
Great fireman and cook.

* *

But I can't forget
The four-legged friends who made
The show far more fun.

* *

Boot came from nowhere
A free spirit, he preferred
To make cameos.

* *

Henry, lazy hound,
Lays happily on the couch,
Just don't call him Hank.

* *

So I fulfill my
Little piece. Somebody else
Can deal with the docs.