Peace Pipe

The guys went back to the station after the car wreck rescue

The crew watching a Cowboys and Indians movie

Chet gets up to turn off the TV when the movie ends and says that was some movie.

Johnny gets up as he says, "That was some movie, alright." Chet goes on about the film being history in the making.

Roy is heard saying something about Chet needling, which Chet questions.

Mike and Marco observe the conversation

Chet goes on about the historical significance of the white men winning over the Indians in the movie.

Captain Stanley tries to keep doing his paperwork

Johnny looks over at Chet, as Chet is going on about the Indians losing.

Chet says anyone with a little education could figure out the historical significance of the movie.

Roy says, "Here we go again." and Hank quickly leaves the room.

Johnny: "Historical significance?"

More Johnny: "That was a crummy piece of propaganda."

Johnny goes on: "To make jerks like you feel comfortable."

"Besides, it was a lousy movie."

Chet: "Lousy? I thought it was great."

Johnny: "Oh, you would. I don't wanna talk about it. Forget it."

Chet says Johnny called him a dope.

Johnny says he didn't call Chet a dope, he called him a jerk.

Johnny: "That movie didn't really tell it like it was."

Johnny: "I mean, it didn't really show. . ."

". .. .what land grabbing, treaty breaking. . ."

". . .liars you whites really were."

Chet: "Oh I get it now, Johnny."

Chet: "You better watch it. That Indian blood of yours is starting to boil."

Johnny: "Yeah and  I may revert back and go after your scalp."

"Starting with your upper lip."

Roy says, "Alright, alright. Why don't we call that one a draw."

Johnny: "Draw?"

Johnny: "Well, what're we doin' here?"

Johnny: "Are we choosin' up sides?"

"The Irishman against the Indian?"

Johnny's not pleased.

"What are you picking on me for?"

"I'm not pickin' on you."

Chet is heard saying: "I don't know what you're getting so uptight about."

"I've got some Indian blood in me too, ya know."

Johnny laughs, setting his drink on the table. "Oh ho, wait a minute."

Johnny: "Don't tell me. On your grandmother's side."

Chet: "Yeah, that's right."

Johnny: "And she was a princess. A Cherokee, most likely."

Chet: "Yeah that's right. How'd you know that?"

Johnny starts talking in a lower voice and with a stereo type accent.

"Oh, we call it  . . ."

" . . .White Man Royalty Syndrome."

Johnny smiles

Roy can't believe what he heard.

He starts to look behind him at Johnny and Chet.

Fade to next scene, which is the rescue with the kid and

the bubblegum machine.

Mascot

The guys head out to the squad where Bonnie is waiting.

Roy goes to the driver's side, Johnny the other side.

Bonnie stats to bark at Roy.

Still barking.

Roy jerks his head with each bark.

Johnny calms Bonnie

She quits barking and he tells Roy he thinks she'll be okay.

Roy repeats, "You *think*?"

Roy: "What's with her anyway? She didn't act like this when I brought her over."

Johnny: "She's just scared. She doesn't mean it."

Bonnie sits looking at Roy.

Roy: "They're supposed to wag their tails when they don't mean it."

Johnny: "C'mon." Motioning with his head for Roy to get in.

Roy: "I don't see her tail wagging."

Johnny: "See? She's accepted you."

Roy: "In my own squad. Marvelous."

Roy: "Tell ya one thing, partner. If she bites me, I want some other paramedic to treat me."

Johnny: "Very funny."

Johnny reaches to close the door.