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It's New Years Eve and the
E! characters are making their resolutions. What would be one resolution for
each of them? It can be anyone from A-Shift,Rampart, or fill-ins (ie: Brice or
others you can think of). Pick as many characters as you want.
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Cap: To be calmer after hearing McConnike’s name . .
. is he here?
Roy: Start taking nerve pills around Johnny.
Mike: To start talking more, or maybe not.
Johnny: To get a hair cut . . .maybe next year
Chet: Retire the Phantom . . .don't think so
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Captain
Stanley - to get a tub of hand cream - if he's gonna rub his hands together all
the time, he might as well make them soft and smooth in the process.
Johnny - to run to the squad faster in order to beat Roy to the drivers' seat
once in awhile.
Roy - To have Joanne teach him how to cook.
Marco - To convince Cap to let him take the squad to the hospital when Gage
gets hurt – after all, he can drive too!
Chet - To finally figure out how to burn Cap's hat and blame it on Gage.
Mike - To take the mime class he read about.
Dixie - To become a Mary Kay representative just long enough to get the volume
discount on mascara by the case.
Dr. Early - To never again eat clam chowder (10 parts butter and cream, 1 part
clam) while still in the hospital recovering from heart surgery.
Dr. Brackett - To buy more checkered pants.
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Johnny - To learn to make more than hamburgers and mysterious
green stuff for a meal.
Roy - To let Johnny drive the squad more . . . maybe . . .has to
think more on that one. :o)
Chet - To build the best water bomb ever.
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Johnny - Vows to find a woman that doesn't make him squeamish
after a few weeks of dating.
Roy - Vows to lose that bit of a spare tire he's getting before it
gets out of hand.
Marco - Vows to find a good Catholic girl to marry so his mama
will stop asking him when he's going to give her grandchildren.
Mike - Vows to take a public speaking course.
Chet - Vows to piss Gage off at
least once a week in the new year.
Cap - Vows to go to that stress
management class that his wife has been asking him to attend.
Dixie - Vows to hide those ugly
checkered pants that Kel wears to work. A doctor can afford better clothes than
that.
Morton - Vows to try and
control his temper more.
Early - Vows to ask Dixie out
on a date. Hey, Kel is dragging his feet...why should a woman like that go to
waste?
Bracket - Vows to work harder
and longer. He wants to be the best, even if it means sacrificing his personal
life for it.
Vince - Vows to try and
transfer to a different patrol. He gets some really weird ones where he's at
right now and his wife is starting to worry about his safety.
Brice - Vows to memorize the
updated Paramedic Training manuals by the end of January and institute a
mandatory drug box set up.
Henry - Vows to get off the
sofa more than once a day.
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Johnny - Resolves to not get so obsessed with things, then
spends 3 days making notes and talking to people about how to accomplish his
resolution.
Roy - Resolves to stop drinking so much coffee, but he gets so
irritable he changes his resolution to stop being so irritable and starts
drinking coffee again...Goal met!
Mike - Resolves to quit flipping off drivers that don't get out
of the way when he's driving the engine.
Chet - Resolves to not get latrine duty more than once a
week...Even if that means laying off his pigeon.
Cap - Resolves to stop calling the guys "twits". He
doesn't want to get reprimanded for conduct unbecoming an officer.
Marco - Resolves to take the Captain's exam so he can replace
Hank when he gets demoted for constantly calling the guys twits.
Dixie - Resolves to try the new "natural look" and get
rid of her false eyelashes. Besides, they're always getting stuck together and
it makes her look like she's winking at everybody.
Dr. Brackett - Resolves to undergo hypnotherapy to get rid of
his facial tic. Resolves to talk to Dixie and have her do the same because it
seems like she's developed an eye tic.
Dr. Morton - Resolves to smile once a day.
Dr. Early - Resolves to try and look ten years younger and
starts using "Grecian Formula for Men". That way he'll feel more
confident and can finally ask Dixie out. After all, she's always winking at
him.
Brice - Resolves to make at least one new friend...One friend
this year.
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Roy DeSoto should try to split his amount of driving the squad
rescue truck with Johnny.
Johnny Gage should break his bad habit of talking with a full mouth while
eating.
Captain Hank Stanley should get a chance to cook for his subordinates.
Chet Kelly should smile more and shave his mustache off to look younger.
Marco Lopez might need to lose weight to get rid of body fats.
Mike Stoker should try to talk more.