Disclaimer: The characters from Station 51 and Rampart General belong to Mark VII. They have been borrowed strictly for fun—and not for fortune.
Seven hours and twenty-two minutes later, the Redeye’s red-eyed passengers touched down in Detroit, Michigan. The clock on the terminal wall told them it was 11:02.
Gage glanced at his watch. It was only 8:02, back in LA. "Man! We just flew through three time zones!" He reset his timepiece and turned to the possessor of their travel plans. "When’s our next flight leave?"
"8:15..." Chet nervously replied. Then he cleared his throat and reluctantly added, "...this evening."
John’s already dropped jaw sagged even lower. "You have got to be joking!"
Kelly cringed and slipped his understandably upset companion a slightly crumpled piece of paper.
The still completely dumbstruck paramedic opened it. It was, apparently, the first page of Newcomb’s ‘itinerary’...a page he’d never seen before. ‘Breakfast with Bob and Beth...Lunch with Jim and Phylis...Spend afternoon visiting the Green Field Village and Henry Ford Museum’? Gage glanced up from his reading. "You have got to be joking!" he numbly restated.
"Jerry claims they have a really cool collection of antique rigs and a lot of other neat fire fighting artifacts. C’mon, John!" Chet urged. "It’ll be fun! Besides, we could both use a bit a’ culture."
Gage’s annoyed glare softened. His already sagging shoulders slumped even more—in defeat. "How do we get there?"
"The museum’s in Dearborn, which is only a few miles west a’ here. We kin grab our coats, stash our luggage in some rental lockers and grab a cab."
"If we miss this flight, we miss them all?" John grumbled, as they headed off down one of the terminal’s many corridors, to claim and stow their luggage.
Chet shrugged. "Well, I couldn’t tell you that we had a 12 hour layover when we landed. You would a' never left LA."
"You got that right!"
Instead of an afternoon, the pair spent the entire day touring the Green Field Village and Henry Ford Museum.
They got back to Detroit Metro just in time to board a North Central DC-10 to Michigan’s Upper Peninsula.
Their flight was full when they left Detroit and the two LA County firefighters were somewhat relieved. Apparently, Michigan’s Upper Peninsula was a pretty popular destination.
Unfortunately, the flight was not nonstop.
"I think we’ve flown more vertically than horizontally," John joked, after having touched down in Flint, Saginaw, Grand Rapids, Menominee and Escanaba.
At each airport, more and more passengers had disembarked and fewer and fewer had boarded. So that, by the time the two reached the last leg of their journey, they were the only paying customers left on the plane.
Finally, the pilot announced that they had reached their destination: Marquette County Airport.
As the plane taxied up to the little terminal, Gage glanced at his watch. It was 11:45 p.m. Marquette, Michigan time. It had taken them nearly an entire day of travel just to get there...wherever there was.
The Californians stepped down from their plane and onto...bare pavement? They glanced around the well-lit area.
Except for a small patch up against one of the terminal buildings, there didn’t appear to be a single flake of snow—anywhere!
John shivered and slipped his jacket back on. "Five feet of snow, huh? My refrigerator, back in LA, has more frost in it than this!"
Chet just stood there, looking bewildered. "It was here last week." He turned to one of the baggage handlers. "Excuse me. What happened to all your snow?"
"We got a week a’ warm rains and it melted."
"We came all the way from California!" Kelly exclaimed. "We even missed the rain!" he pouted.
The baggage handler saw their disappointed expressions and grinned. "Yeah...Well...We have a saying around here: If you don’t like the weather in the U.P., wait five minutes and it’ll change!"
"C’mon!" Gage grumbled and began heading for the terminal. "Let’s see about getting out of here."
"Give the place a chance, will yah!" Kelly requested, as he caught up with him. "We just got here!"
"Okay. Okay. I’ll give it five minutes. And then I’m catching the next flight out of here!"
They entered the tiny terminal.
Gage turned away from the North Central Airlines’ desk.
Kelly came staggering up to him, carrying all four pieces of their luggage.
John flashed him his frown. "The next flight out of here isn’t until tomorrow morning."
"Ahhh...too bad," Kelly insincerely said and gave Gage a grateful grin, as he took two of the heavy cases from him. "Let’s pick up our rental and head for our hotel. I’m starved!"
"We don’t need to rent a car for one night. There’s a cab right out front," the paramedic added and pointed to the vehicle visible through the glass doors.
They stepped out of the terminal and into...an icy drizzle?
Gage glanced at his watch again. It was 11:50. ‘Na-ah...It’s just a coincidence.’
"How ‘bout that!" Kelly exclaimed with a grin. "It’s raining...sort of." He shivered his way over to their cab. "It’s been so long since I’ve seen rain, I almost forgot what it’s like."
The manager of the Ramada Inn reached across the check-in counter and handed his guests their room keys. "Mr. Gage, Mr. Kelly...I hope you enjoy your stay with us. If you need anything, just ring for room service."
"Thank you," Mr. Gage told him. "Oh, and we have to be out to the airport by 8:00 a.m.. Could you have someone ring our rooms around six, or so?"
"I’m sorry to hear you’re leaving us so soon. Yes, of course. We’ll give you a wake up call at six. Good evening, gentlemen."
Kelly pocketed his key and picked up his suitcases. "Goodnight," he mumbled, sounding dejected.
They strolled past an indoor pool and started up the stairs to the second floor balcony.
"Do we have to leave in the morning?" Chet pouted. "I like this place!"
"You don’t have to leave. You can stay. Maybe you could water ski?"
"I don’t want to have to stay here by myself. I don’t know anybody."
"You could always look up Ann and Gary."
"Hey, I was right about the museum, wasn’t I?"
"Yeah. I must admit that was pretty cool."
"So give this place a chance. C’mon, Gage! Where’s your sense of adventure?"
"Back in LA...with the rest of my senses."
They reached their rooms.
Chet set his suitcases down and began fumbling for his key.
John already had his key in his hand. So, before Kelly could even get his door opened, he had entered his room, dropped his luggage and collapsed onto his bed.
A few moments later, the Irishman reappeared. "How ‘bout that!" he exclaimed as he stepped through a portal in the wall and up to his collapsed companion. "And I thought this was the bathroom."
"Goodnight, Chet!"
"You’re not turning in already? If we’re only gonna be here for one night, let’s make the most of it. Didn’t you see that poster in the lobby? ‘MaryAnn Entertaining Nightly in the Discoverer’s Lounge’." Kelly picked his fellow firefighter’s feet up and swung his long legs over and off the bed. "Let’s go get ‘entertained’," he invited. "Let’s go discover ‘MaryAnn’..."
But Gage didn’t budge. "Goodnight, Chet!"
"At least come and have something to eat..."
John lifted his legs back onto the bed and rolled over. "I’m too beat to eat."
Kelly gazed glumly down at his motionless mate. "Yeah. And too pooped to party." He exhaled a resigned sigh and then disappeared back through the door between their adjoining rooms.
John Gage gradually became aware of a strange humming sound...and the distinct odor of stale cigarette smoke. He snapped bolt upright in his bed and gazed rather dazedly around.
It took him a few moments to remember where he was.
The strange hum seemed to be coming from a radiator running along the wall and the stale cigarette smoke smell was emanating from the curtains, carpeting and upholstery of his hotel room.
‘It has to be past six,’ he realized, noticing how light it was out. ‘I wonder why they didn’t call?’ He flicked the little light beside his bed on and squinted down at his watch. "Ten to ten!" he shouted and swung out of bed. "We missed our plane!" The hotel’s upset guest grabbed the phone on his nightstand and dialed the desk. "Yes. This is room 222. Why wasn’t I called this morning?...What do you mean closed? Doesn’t your airport open on Mondays?...A blizzard?" He glanced towards the window. "But it was just raining last night..." his words trailed off, as he recalled what the baggage handler had told them: ‘If you don’t like the weather in the U.P., wait five minutes and it’ll change.’ "All right...I see...Yes. And thanks for letting me sleep in, then. I appreciate it...Yeah...Bye." He hung up and hurried over to the window.
He stood there, staring out at a fantasy world—a Winter Wonderland!
"Good grief!" he said aloud. "There must be a foot already and it’s still coming down!" The paramedic smiled and continued to just stand there, transfixed by the big, fluffy, white flakes that were sifting past his window. ‘Wait til Chet sees this!’ he mused.
He pulled himself away from the wondrous sight and poked his head through the portal between their abodes.
Kelly’s room was dark. His window’s shades were drawn and his phone was off the hook.
John stared at the still-snoozing figure and debated whether or not to wake him. Determining that it might be best to let his night-owl friend sleep, he pulled his head back into his room and quietly closed the door.
Forty-five minutes later, John stepped lightly down the stairs of the Ramada Inn and into the Settler’s Dining Room. He was showered and shaved—and starving!
The tourist took a seat by the windows, so he could watch the snow fall.
A pretty, young waitress stepped up his table and handed him a menu. "Good morning!"
Gage tore his gaze away from the windows. "Good morning! Isn’t that beautiful!" he exclaimed and motioned to the snowstorm—that was still raging.
The girl gave him a strange look. "You can’t be from around here, or you’d be sick a’ that Michigan dandruff by now."
"Michigan dandruff, huh? Well, it sure beats Southern California drought!"
The little lady was dumbstruck. "Why would anyone ever leave sunny California...and come to the U.P.?"
"Would you believe...just to see that?" the Californian inquired and pointed to the fluffy flying flakes.
The girl grinned and shook her head. "Would you like some coffee or breakfast while you watch?"
"Yes, please. Both." The paramedic was about to peruse the restaurant’s menu, when he heard a woman scream.
The paramedic turned in the scream’s direction in time to see an elderly gentleman slump down in his seat at a table in the room’s far corner.
The woman seated beside him jumped to her feet and screamed again. "Please? Somebody call an ambulance!"
Before she could even finish her sentence, the gentleman by the windows was at their table.
"What happened, mam?" John asked and carefully lowered the obviously unconscious man to the floor. He knelt beside the victim, opened the guy’s airway and checked for a corotid pulse.
"I...I don’t know. After shoveling the car out this morning, he was complaining about indigestion. He said that his chest felt...tight. Are you a doctor?"
"No, mam." He couldn’t find a pulse. "Look, I don’t have time to explain. But I’ve got to hit this man’s chest." With that, he struck the victim’s breastbone with his clenched right fist. (*)
The victim was no longer breathing.
So Gage gave him four quick, building breaths of air and then rechecked his corotid.
Still nothing!
"What are you doing?" the guy’s distraught wife wondered.
"Mam, I believe your husband has suffered a heart attack. I’m performing CPR...Cardio Pulmonary Resuscitation," the paramedic patiently explained. He located the tip of the victim’s breastbone...measured up two finger widths and placed the heel of his left hand down. He placed his right hand over his left and interlocked his fingers. "One..." he counted aloud and pressed firmly down, compressing the gentleman’s heart between his breastbone and spine—forcing blood out of the heart and through his body, "...and," he released, "...two," he compressed, "...and," he released.
Speaking of bones...
John’s bruised ribs were rebelling under the strain. He winced in pain but kept right on pressing and releasing—and counting.
The waitress came running up. "An ambulance is on the way!"
Gage gave her a grateful glance.
The hotel’s manager also came rushing into the room. "Is he...dead?"
‘Clinically? Yes. Biologically? No,’ the rescuer thought to himself. Even if he weren’t too busy at the moment to respond verbally, the paramedic would never have acknowledged such a ‘tactless’ question. "...fifteen. You have a pool. Do you have a resuscitator?" he asked, before giving the victim two more lungfuls of air, mouth-to-mouth.
"Yes. But Jeffrey couldn’t make it in to work today—on account of the storm. And nobody else around here knows how to use it."
"I do," his guest informed him, and kept right on performing CPR. "Get it! And send someone up to room 224 and tell Mr. Kelly to get down here!"
The manager turned to the waitress. "Call room 224—!"
"—You can’t! His phone’s off the hook! Please! Just somebody go get him!" the rapidly tiring rescuer with the really sore ribs repeated.
The girl nodded and left.
Five series of compressions and breaths later, Mr. Kelly came flying into the room. "Ga-age! What are you doing?"
The manager followed, towing the hotel’s resuscitator.
"Chet! Am I glad to see you! Take over compressions for me! So I can set up the O2!"
Kelly dropped to the floor and knelt there, frowning. ‘Ma-an, Doctor Brackett is never gonna believe this!’
"No-ow!" John shouted and jerked his hands out of the way.
Kelly took over compressions for him.
Before setting up the oxygen, Gage paused a moment—to regroup. The paramedic glanced up and saw tears streaming down the victim’s wife’s face. He took a few more precious moments to reassure her. "The ambulance should be here any minute now," he softly said and gave her wrung hands a few comforting pats.
She gazed down at the kind stranger, her eyes brimming with both tears and gratitude.
"Mrs....?"
"Valinski. Mrs. Stephen Valinski."
"Mrs. Valinski, is your husband allergic to any medication?...Is he on any medication?" he continued, when she shook her head. Another ‘No’. "Does he have a history of heart problems?"
"No. I told him we should just stay home this morning. But it’s our 40th wedding anniversary and he wanted to take me out to breakfast. The snow was too wet...too heavy. I wanted him to hire one of the neighbor boys to shovel out the car. But he wouldn’t hear of it."
Gage finished setting up the oxygen and shot the guy’s poor wife another sympathetic glance. He exhaled an impatient gasp and glanced at his watch. "How far is it to the hospital?"
"This blizzard has a lot of the streets blocked off," the manager said. "The plows haven't opened them all up, yet. The hospital is only a few blocks away. But they may have had to take a longer route..."
Suddenly, sirens could be heard in the distance.
The sound grew louder and louder and then stopped.
Gage turned to his waitress. "I'm gonna need a metal serving tray."
The girl nodded and headed for the kitchen.
Gage breathed an enormous sigh of relief, as two ambulance attendants entered the restaurant, wheeling another resuscitator and a stretcher. He stood and deftly switched their victim’s oxygen supply from the hotel’s to the hospital’s.
John placed the tray down on the stretcher.
Kelly had to pause compressions while they lifted the man onto the gurney.
"Okay, Chet. I’ll take over from here," John announced and gently nudged his assistant out of the way. "I’m riding in with him."
"No way, Johnny! You’re not supposed to be do—"
"—I’ll walk back. It’s only a few blocks."
"Bu-ut...you don’t even have your jacket!" Kelly gave up, as Gage disappeared—along with the attendants and their victim. ‘We just got here and...Ahh...Hell...I can’t even believe this!’
Several slippery, snow-covered streets later...
The ambulance pulled up to Marquette General North’s Emergency Receiving.
The vehicle's back doors popped open and John Gage hopped out.
The attendants wheeled Mr. Valinski inside and into one of the emergency treatment rooms.
"The victim’s name is Stephen Valinski," the paramedic informed the ER doc. "He’s been in cardiac arrest for the past 22 minutes. He’s not on any medication. No known allergies and no previous history of heart problems. I witnessed the arrest, administered a precardial thump and began CPR, immediately. As soon as a resuscitator became available, I placed him on 10 liters of O2."
"I don’t suppose you could stick around for awhile?" Stephen’s physician requested. "This stupid storm prevented over half of our staff from showing up. Which has left us extremely shorthanded."
The paramedic shoved a little step stool over to the table, stepped up onto it and promptly made both of his hands available—again.
A nurse swapped the metal tray for a short backboard, and John continued to perform chest compressions.
Electrocardiogram sensors were positioned.
One of the only two nurses available switched the patient’s oxygen over to constant flow and an ambu bag.
The other nurse started to hook up an IV.
Five minutes—a few doses of some potent drugs, and three defibrillations—later, John watched a familiar spiked pattern begin to dance across their victim’s cardiac monitor. "All right! We got a conversion! He’s in sinus rhythm!"
“Respirations are spontaneous!” the nurse who’d been squeezing the ambu bag further proclaimed.
The four ER team members exchanged triumphant grins.
"He would have been DOA, if it hadn’t been for you, doctor!" the young ER physician told his CPR administering assistant. Then he turned to the nurses and started issuing a whole slew of orders. "—and then get him up to CCU, stat!" he finished, at long last.
The nurses nodded.
The order issuer and his handy assistant left the room.
"I’m not a doctor, doctor...?"
"Hunter. Tim Hunter," the physician replied and stood there, looking somewhat perplexed.
"John Gage. Fireman Paramedic. Los Angeles County," his assistant said and extended a hand, once more.
Hunter took and shook the paramedic’s proffered palm. "Well, John...you sure had me fooled! You seem to be more familiar with emergency medical procedures than some doctors around here!"
"Thanks! I get an awful lot of practice."
"You know, you’re the first paramedic I’ve ever met. And, I must say, I’m very impressed!"
"Thank you for the compliment. Don’t you have any paramedics in Michigan?"
"We might. But I don’t know of any. What brings you to the Upper Peninsula?"
"Snow."
"That’s usually why people leave here to go to Southern California. Do you ski?"
"No-o...no. I see enough broken bones on other people. Enough to know that I don’t want to have any of my own!"
Hunter grinned. "Smart!"
They reached the waiting room by the ER’s main entrance.
"Mrs. Valinski, this is Doctor Hunter. Dr. Hunter is in charge of your husband’s care," John introduced, as their patient’s spouse approached them.
"Your husband is stable, for now...I've ordered some tests," Hunter informed her. "We’re moving him to the Coronary Care Unit, where we’ll be keeping a very close eye on him, for the next few days."
"Oh! Thank you, doctor!"
"Don’t thank me. Thank Mr. Gage, here. Your husband is very fortunate that John wasn’t staying at the Holiday Inn."
"Thank you, young man!" Mrs. Valinski sincerely said. She gave Mr. Gage a huge hug.
"You’re very welcome...?"
"Margaret. But you can call me Peggy."
"Well, Peggy, I hope you and your husband get to celebrate many, many more anniversaries—together. And you can just call me John."
"That is so sweet of you, John. If you aren’t a doctor, how did you know what to do for my husband?"
"You don’t have to be a doctor to administer Basic Life Support. Anybody can learn Basic Life Support. Even you could’ve done what we did. It just takes a few hours of proper instruction."
Dr. Hunter glanced at his watch. "Oh…my...I have to be in surgery in fifteen minutes. John, do you need a lift back to your hotel?"
"I’m gonna walk. They said it’s only a few blocks from here."
The doctor stared at him in disbelief. "You start walking around Marquette, Michigan in a blinding snowstorm—without a jacket—and they’ll be bringing you in here on a stretcher, next!"
Gage glanced down at his flimsy, cotton shirt and winced.
Hunter grinned again. "C’mon. I’ll loan you mine. You can leave it at the desk."
"Where have you been?" Kelly annoyedly inquired an hour later, as his soggy associate finally came stomping through the main entrance to the Ramada Inn. "How long does it take to walk a few blocks?"
Gage’s socks were soaked and his feet were frozen. His pant legs were damp up to the knees and his hair was also wringing wet. He’d been tossing snowballs at street signs and trees. So his hands were now hurting from the cold. The Californian didn’t care. He’d had a blast! He stomped some more Michigan dandruff from his shoes and then blew on his stiff, red fingers, in a futile attempt to warm them. He shivered and then smiled, as he suddenly realized he wasn’t just cold and hungry, he was also completely relaxed. The wayward walker grinned and pointed to the watermark on his jeans. "Look how deep it is! Man! It’s really coming down out there!"
"Don’t change the subject. What happened, Johnny boy?" Chet taunted. "Did you get lost?"
Gage’s grin broadened. "Hey! What can I say? The street signs were all covered with snow."
"Ah-hah!" Kelly gloated. "I knew it! I knew it! You better get out of those wet clothes. Whose jacket did you rip off?"
"Dr. Hunter loaned me his. He’s coming by to pick it up, later on this afternoon." John slid the soggy garment off and sloshed over to the front desk. "Can I leave this here? Someone’ll be comin’ by ta claim it...hopefully, after it’s had a chance to dry out a little."
"Sure. No problem. I’ll drape it over a chair by the register," the pretty desk clerk proposed.
"Thanks!"
John sloshed through the lobby and past the pool. "Have you eaten yet?"
"Yeah. The food’s not bad," Kelly critiqued and followed his frozen friend up the steps to their floor.
John Gage entered the Settler’s Dining Room—again—feeling much dryer but still chilled to the bone. He stepped up to a huge, stone, gas fireplace and then stood there, warming his stiff, cold hands...and thinking. He was thinking about Stacey...about the drastic change in climate...about Stacey...about his empty stomach...about Stacey...about everything but his work.
The same pretty waitress approached him. "Sorry, I didn’t hear you come in," she apologized. "How’s that guy with the heart attack?"
The fireplace hugger turned around and began warming his backside. "Last I heard, he was doin’ okay."
"That’s great! Do you want to try ordering again?"
"Yeah!" the disrupted diner's blood sugar was now so low, he was about to pass out himself! "You still serving breakfast?...Or is it brunch now?"
"Hu-uh?" the bewildered waitress wondered and handed Mr. Valinski’s handsome rescuer another menu.
"You know, when you combine breakfast and lunch together..."
The little lady smiled and pulled out her order pad. "You can order breakfast anytime of the day around here. Shall I give you some time to study the menu? Or do you already know what you want to...brunch on?"
At that point, John didn’t particularly care what he consumed—as long as it was something edible. Firefighters couldn’t afford to be picky eaters. Besides, his defrosting fingers were still too stiff to be turning pages. He smiled and passed the menu back to her—unopened. "Just bring me whatever you fed my friend," he suggested, and placed the backs of his hurting hands on his toasty-warm tush.
The girl grinned. "You want coffee with it?"
"Yeah. And a large milk, please."
The woman returned in about as much time as it takes to toast some bread and slice a tomato. "Where are you going to sit?"
The dining room was completely deserted. Which meant her customer had his choice of any seat in the house.
The paramedic pulled out the chair closest to the fireplace and plopped himself down onto it. "Thanks," he said, as the girl finished setting her tray’s contents on the table in front of him. Gage glanced around the big empty room. "Would you care to join me?"
"I’d love to! But I don’t think my boss would approve."
"Go ahead, Sharon..." the hotel’s manager invited, as he came stepping up to them. "I think this snowstorm is going to keep the usual crowd away. So, you can take off early. I’d like to buy the both of you lunch," he announced and offered their guest his hand. "George LaRosse."
The famished fireman got to his feet. "Thank you, Mr. LaRosse," he replied and gave the generous man’s hand a hearty shake.
"Yeah. Thanks, boss!" Sharon exclaimed and hurried off, in the direction of the kitchen.
"Thank you, Mr. Gage," the manager countered.
"John," the Californian corrected.
"John, we could have had a real tragedy here this morning. I was really impressed with the way you handled the situation. Sharon tells me you’re not a doctor. Are you a medical student?"
The paramedic glanced down at his plate. The big, juicy bacon-lettuce-and tomato sandwich it contained made his mouth water. "I’m a fireman paramedic."
"A fireman wha-at?"
"A paramedic is like an EMT...an emergency medical technician. Someone who is trained to administer ALS...Advanced Life Support," Gage patiently explained, over the loud growling of his empty stomach. "You’re welcome to join us..."
"Thank you. But I have to get back to the desk. I would like to talk to you later on...about that CPR thing...if I could. After what just happened here, it might be prudent to have myself and some of my employees trained in that."
Gage grinned. "I think that’s a great idea!"
"I’ll see you later, then. Enjoy your lunch, John!"
"Thanks! I’m sure I will." ‘Eventually,’ he silently finished, as Sharon returned—with a big, juicy BLT of her very own. The hungry gentleman stayed standing and pulled a seat out for her.
The girl gave the gallant guy a grateful grin. "Thanks," she said, as he helpfully shoved her chair in.
"You’re welcome. And thanks for joining me for brunch, Sharon...?"
"Linquist. And thank you for inviting me, John...?"
"Gage. My pleasure, Miss Linquist."
"Sharon," his pretty companion corrected.
"John," the paramedic countered.
The brunchers exchanged smiles and handshakes.
"Let’s eat!" the faint-feeling fellow with the dangerously low blood sugar level suggested and quickly resumed his seat. "Mmm! Chet was right," he determined, between chews. "This is really good!"
Speaking of Chet...
Kelly entered the dining room, stepped up to his traveling companion’s table and nonchalantly announced, "There are some guys out in the lobby who want to talk to us." He took a seat beside the pretty gal and flashed her a grin. "Hi, Sharon."
The girl grinned back. "Hi, Chet."
"Sharon and I have a date tonight," Kelly proudly proclaimed and then hinted, "She’s got a friend..."
John took a long swallow of milk and another big bite of his sandwich. "Who are they?"
Chet stared at his chum in disbelief. "Don’t you know Sharon? Criminently, Gage! You’re having lunch with her! I don’t know her lady friend’s name." He turned his perplexed gaze to his date for the evening. "Who’s the friend?"
Gage managed an amused gasp. "I meant the guys in the lobby."
"Oh...I don’t know. But I think they may be reporters. Cuz a couple of ‘em have cameras."
"Why would reporters wanna talk to us?"
Kelly shrugged. "The manager didn’t say."
Sharon stared at them in amazement. "Are you kidding? It’s not everyday that someone saves someone’s life around here. What happened here this morning is big news...for Marquette."
The two California firefighters exchanged confused glances. They didn’t find anything particularly newsworthy about what had happened there that morning. It really was no big deal. Well, except to poor Mr. Valinski...
"Why all the publicity?" John wondered, aloud.
Chet managed another shrug. "Maybe that guy was the mayor?"
"Our mayor is a woman," the even more amazed girl informed him.
Kelly tried again. "The Chief of Police?"
"They’re not here because that man was somebody important. They’re here because you two saved his life, and that makes you heroes. They’re here because you’re heroes."
"But...all we did is administer Basic Life Support," the paramedic protested.
"Yeah," his chum chimed in. "Anybody—with the proper training—could have done the same thing."
"How can you be so modest? Honestly, anyone listening to the two of you talk would think you guys go around saving peoples’ lives all the time!"
"Actually, we do," Kelly immodestly confessed. "We’re firefighters. It’s what we do for a living. Especially him," he added, and motioned to his still-munching amigo. "Go ahead, Gage. Show her that little card you carry around with you."
The paramedic took another big gulp of his milk. "What little card?"
"You know, the one that says: ‘This certifies, etc., etc..."
Gage slid his wallet out of his back pocket.
Chet snatched it from him and began flipping through it. He found the card in question and held it up in front of the pretty little lady’s face.
Sharon held his hand still and read, "This certifies that firefighter John Roderick Gage has met all the necessary requirements...mumble, mumble...qualified Emergency Paramedic...mumble, mumble...administer definitive therapy...mumble, mumble...State of California...County of Los Angeles...California State Board of Medical Examiners." She pulled Chet’s hand down. "You’re a fireman doctor?"
"No. No. I’m a fireman paramedic."
"What’s the difference?"
Seeing as how his friend had gone back to filling his face, Kelly succinctly summed it up. "Well, a doctor can treat patients without a paramedic. But a paramedic can’t treat patients without a doctor."
John suppressed a smile and then latched onto his billfold, which his nosy friend had returned the card to, and was now closely examining. "The difference between a doctor and a paramedic is the degree of training we receive. Doctors spend about seven years in Medical School. In comparison, the Paramedic Program is like an advanced first-aid course."
"So, then...what—exactly—does a paramedic do?"
"A paramedic acts as the eyes, ears and hands of a doctor. When we have a victim of an injury or illness, we see what the problem is...we listen to the complaints...and then we relay that information on to a physician, over the phone. The doctor then tells us how to treat the victim. If it’s something we’ve been trained to do, we do it. If not, we simply stabilize the patient and then transport them to the hospital."
Sharon shook her head in disbelief. "And I thought all firemen did was put out fires."
"We do that, too," Kelly confessed and snuck a few swigs of the paramedic’s coffee. "But most of our rescues don’t even involve fire."
"What happens if something starts burning while you’re off rescuing someone? Someone with a bad heart, for instance..."
"Then Johnny and Roy take the Squad to the heart attack victim and we take the Engine to the fire."
"Who’s Roy?"
"My partner," the paramedic replied.
"No wonder you think this was no big deal," the girl suddenly realized. "Your work must be so exciting—and dangerous! What happened here this morning must seem pretty tame, by comparison. I bet you guys have had a lot of close calls..."
"As a matter of fact," Kelly began, "just two short weeks ago, Gage, here, had a real close ca—"
"—Che-et!" John suddenly interrupted.
"In fact," his friend calmly continued, "he just got out of the hospital three days ago—"
"—Che-et!" the paramedic repeated and aimed a menacing glare in his mouthy companion’s direction.
The girl was now on the edge of her seat. "What happened?"
Kelly threw caution to the wind. "He was involved in a rescue where the victim was dying of pneumonia."
"A-and...?"
The storyteller shrugged. "That’s it."
His female audience looked tremendously disappointed. "So…then…what was the close call?"
Chet drained the cup dry and then aimed his right index finger at his frowning friend. "He was the victim."
Sharon’s jaw dropped.
"His doctor gave him strict orders: No more rescuing! For at least a month! ‘Not even a cat out of a tree!’ his doctor said. And we aren’t even in town for half a day—"
"—Well, I couldn’t just finish ordering my breakfast and let him die!" John interjected, in his defense.
"Maybe not. But you didn’t have to ride in with him. And you should’ve called me sooner!"
"I’ll try to remember that...next time. And, next time, you try to remember to keep your phone on the hook." He reached for his coffee. The cup was empty.
"It was getting cold," the caffeine thief explained, when his annoyed friend’s gaze fell upon him.
Speaking of getting cold...
The still slightly chilled Californian suddenly excused himself and stepped back over to the fireplace. Gage stood there, basking in its warm glow...and smiling.
"What do we do about those guys in the lobby?" Kelly wondered.
The paramedic’s smile disappeared. "Is there another way out of here?"
"Yeah," Sharon assured him with a smile. "But, if you leave through the kitchen, you’ll be on the back side of the building. You’ll have to trudge through nearly two feet of snow to get to the side entrances, because none of the sidewalks have been snow-blown, yet. And, if you use any of the emergency exits, alarms’ll start going off."
They were trapped. "Then I guess we should just go and get it over with," John gloomily surmised.
"You didn’t mention that one was a television camera," Gage grouched beneath his breath, as the two of them stepped up to the small group of guys in the lobby.
"You didn’t ask," Kelly grumbled back.
"Mr. Gage…Mr. Kelly," the hotel’s manager greeted them. "These gentlemen would like to speak with you...if you’re willing, that is," he added, seeing the paramedic’s unhappy expression.
"On one condition," Mr. Gage agreed. "No one is to mention the fact that we’re firefighters, or that I’m a paramedic. We don’t want people to get the impression that you’ve got to be a paramedic or a firefighter before you can administer Basic Life Support."
"Yeah," Kelly concurred. "Anyone can learn Basic Life Support. The manager, the waitress, even Mrs. Valinski could’ve done the same thing we did. It just takes a few hours of proper instruction."
The reporters reluctantly agreed to the firefighters’ terms.
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There were three separate interviews, each lasting between ten to fifteen minutes. The first was given to some guy from an FM radio station.
The second series of answers—accompanied by photos—were supplied to the city’s only newspaper.
Lastly, there was the documented conversation with the roving reporter and camera crew from the local TV station.
Curiously enough, the final question posed to them always turned out to be: ‘Why would anyone, in their right mind, ever want to leave warm and sunny Southern California and spend their vacation in the U.P.?’
Their pat answer was, "Snow!"
Judging by the odd looks that reply always received, the visitors knew their questioners had to be thinking: ‘These guys can’t possibly be in their right minds!’
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Later that snowy afternoon...
Chet was seated on a chair in his chum’s room, reading an article in an outdoor magazine—all about snowmobiling.
John was lying on his bed, gazing out the window at the still flying flakes, and concentrating hard on relaxing.
Suddenly, there was a knock on the door.
Gage got up and answered it.
It was Dr. Hunter. "Hi, John! I hope I’m not disturbing you."
"No, no-o. C’mon in...." the paramedic spotted the doc’s coat, draped over his arm. "Did it dry out?"
"Yes. It did."
"Oh, Dr. Hunter, this is Chet Kelly," he introduced, as his friend came stepping up to them. "Chet, this is the guy whose jacket I ripped off."
Kelly and Hunter shook hands.
"Would you care to sit down?" Kelly inquired and motioned to his vacated seat.
"No. Thanks. I can’t stay. I just stopped by to ask John, here, a quick question. I hate to ask you this. Because I know you’re on your vacation. But, weather permitting, we’re having a meeting Wednesday night to organize a community Emergency Services Pro—"
"—Excuse me, Dr. Hunter," Chet interrupted, when he saw where the conversation was headed. "Please, don’t ask him. Cuz’ he’ll accept. And his doctor gave him strict orders—"
"—Che-et!" the paramedic stepped in front of his friend. "What are you doing?"
"I’m helping you keep your promise to Dr. Brackett," Kelly calmly replied and then peered around him. "He’s still recovering from a bad case of pneumonia. Plus, he’s suffering from complete physical exhaustion and he's on a medical leave of ab—"
Gage placed a hand over Chet’s mouth, in desperation.
Kelly quickly pulled it away and completed his sentence, "—sence."
The physician stood there, looking highly amused. "I understand. Thanks for telling me," he told Chet and turned to take his leave.
"Wait, Doc!" John urged and held the door shut.
"It would be unethical to ask you to do something that would go contrary to one of my colleague’s orders. In other words, forget it, John! And listen to your doctor. Believe me, I know what I’m talking about when I say he knows what he’s talking about," he teased. "It was nice meeting you, gentlemen. I hope you enjoy your stay in the U.P.," he added with a grin.
"Thanks!" Kelly called after the disappearing doctor.
John quietly closed the door and slowly turned in his infuriating friend’s direction.
"Don’t blame me-e! Blame Dr. Brackett," Chet chided. "Before we left, he made me promise to look after you. Your R&R is s’posed to consist, strictly, of relaxation and recuperation. Brackett’s orders!"
The paramedic’s countenance softened and he gave his guardian a grateful grin. "Ah-ah, gee-ee. Thanks for lookin’ out for me—Mo-om."
His Old Mother Hen of a friend suddenly turned stern. At least, he pretended to. "You’d better watch it, sonny! Or I’ll send you to your room."
Sonny’s grin broadened. "This i-is my room!"
"Oh...ri-ight," Kelly was forced to concede. "You’d still better watch it! Or I’ll send you to the other room."
The paramedic collapsed back onto his bed and then lay there, looking extremely relaxed...and most amused.
Chet picked his magazine up and then plunked himself back down in his chair—er, John’s chair. The pictures made snowmobiling look so appealing. He glanced up at the window and wondered how long the snow would last.
Hopefully, it would stick around long enough for them to give the snow machines a try.
The Upper Peninsula snowstorm continued to hold the two Southern California firemen hostage in their hotel.
Kelly whiled away the hours in The Discoverer’s Lounge—with the ladies—and continued to absorb everything he could—about snowmobiling.
Gage borrowed a pair of scissors from the front desk, turned his rattiest jeans into a pair of cutoffs, and then spent his afternoons bobbing leisurely about their hotel’s heated, indoor pool.
Since John was already completely relaxed, his concentration centered on a certain long blonde-haired, green-eyed young lady back in LA.
The two of them had even chatted—long distance—until he, and everyone within close proximity of the pay phone, had run out of change.
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The vacationing paramedic treaded water and watched as one of the hotel workers picked up a hose and began spraying the tropical plants surrounding the pool. All the heat and humidity must have agreed with the greenery, because the foliage sure was lush. Why, some of the exotic flora was even flowering! The beauty of several of the more spectacular blooms was quite breathtaking.
If only Stacey were there to share the view with him...
A thought suddenly occurred to the swimmer. He smiled and started heading for the ladder.
John climbed out of the pool, snatched up his wallet—and the credit card it contained—and disappeared in the direction of the nearest pay phone, toweling himself dry—and swapping paper currency for coins—along the way.
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Several thousands of miles away, and a few hours later...
All eyes in the LA County Fire Department’s clerical pool looked up, as an FTD representative suddenly appeared.
“I have a delivery here for a...Miss Stacey Ferrel.”
A couple of helpful people pointed him in the right direction.
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The ladies followed the fellow over to Miss Ferrel’s cubicle and then watched, as he presented the astonished young woman with a big, bright-orange bouquet.
“Stacey Ferrel?” the deliveryman demanded, prior to releasing the contents of his hands. “Sign here, please...” he added, following an uncertain nod. The guy pulled a pen from his pocket and a clipboard from his armpit.
Stacey set the exotic arrangement down on her desk and obligingly wrote her name in the space the gentleman’s finger was pointing to.
The deliveryman snatched his pen back and vanished, leaving a large crowd of curious coworkers in his wake.
Miss Ferrel ignored the half dozen inquiries as to her admirer’s identity and reached for the card. ‘Just wanted to share the beautiful view with you. John’ The woman clutched the note to her heart and wondered where—and how—the fireman had managed to find tropical flowers blooming—in a raging blizzard. She couldn’t wait to ask him.
The girl beside her sighed. “That is so-o-o-o romantic!”
“Jo-ohn?” another of the women who’d been peering over her shoulder pondered. “John who?”
The green-eyed girl glanced around.
The women were all waiting expectantly for an answer. Apparently, they were not going back to work without one.
It was Stacey’s turn to sigh—in surrender. “John Gage.”
“John Ga-age?” Melanie, from payroll, parroted. “That sexy paramedic who works out of 51’s?”
Stacey nodded.
“Oo-ooh! That guy is gorgeous!” one of the girls droolingly determined.
“I’ll say!” another coworker quickly concurred.
“You go, girl!” a fourth female chimed in.
Stacey was correct.
With their curiosity satisfied, for the most part, the ladies gradually began filing back to their workstations.
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Fifteen minutes later, in the Break Room...
“You shouldn’t have told them,” Bonnie Simms, from Personnel, chastised. The brunette pulled her freshly dispensed purchase from a bottom slot in one of the vending machines and crossed over to the closest snack counter. “Some of the ‘snootier’ girls are already insanely jealous of you,” the woman, who was Miss Ferrel’s most trusted amigo at work, continued. The hungry girl gasped in exasperation, as her first few attempts, to tear the tough plastic her pretzels were packaged in, failed.
Stacey stepped up behind the counter and stood there, looking stunned. “Jealous?...Of what?”
Bonnie stopped struggling and turned to stare incredulously back at the beautiful blonde beside her. “Oh-oh, I don’t know. Possibly your looks...and the fact that one of the sexiest single guys—in the entire department—just sent you flowers.”
The girls exchanged grins.
Miss Simms tugged on the stubborn plastic with renewed vigor. Her eyes widened, as the package in her hands suddenly exploded—launching its contents into space.
The two chums had a good chuckle. Then they dropped to their knees and began picking the scattered pretzel stix back up.
The sound of shuffling shoe heels grew louder and louder. An undetermined number of women entered the Break Room and stepped up to the coffee dispenser in the corner.
“The flowers are lovely,” one was saying. “I just can’t picture the two of them together. I mean, she’s not exactly his type, is she.”
“What do you mean?” another asked. “I hear any woman who puts out is his type.”
A fit of giggles followed.
“I thought he only dated nurses,” yet another commented.
“And airline stewardesses.”
“Hey...That’s right. Last I heard, he was pretty ‘hot and heavy’ with some stewardess.”
“They must’ve broke up.”
“O-Or, maybe she’s just out of town...”
“You know what they say...When the cat’s away, the rat will play.”
The group finished filling their coffee mugs and went giggling back out into the hall.
Bonnie turned to her ashen-faced friend. “Ignore ‘em, Stace’. They’re just a bunch of jealous gossips! You do know that...don’t you?”
The old-fashioned girl, kneeling beside her, blinked the tears from her sad, green eyes and nodded...albeit a bit uncertainly.
The following morning found the two California firefighters standing out on the freshly scooped and salted sidewalk in front of their hotel, waiting for a cab.
Kelly, who wasn't used to seeing his breath, exhaled another little white, wispy cloud and glanced up at the still overcast sky. "I haven't seen the sun shine since we left California," he realized.
"Quit complaining," Gage lightly admonished. "At least the wind's not howling and the snow's finally stopped falling."
Chet sighed. Another little fleeting exhaust fume appeared. 'I wonder if I could blow smoke rings?' he mused. The Irishman drew a deep breath in. The introduction of all that cold, crisp air into his lungs caused him to cough. Little plumes of transient steam appeared. "There's somethin' funny about the air around here..."
His friend was forced to smile. "It not funny air. It's fresh air."
"I know what it is," Kelly continued, following several cautious sniffs. "It doesn't have any...sme-ell."
Gage grinned outright. "Of course it does. You just don't recognize it. Yah know, you really should get out of the smog more...for a refreshing change."
Chet flashed his grinning chum a fake smile.
Their cab finally pulled up and the pair climbed aboard.
"Where to?" their driver inquired.
"Hertz Worldwide Reservations," Kelly informed the fellow. "US41 West."
"West? That's it? That's the address?" his traveling companion incredulously inquired.
His fellow passenger slipped a yellow piece of paper from his jacket pocket and then held the unfolded item up for inspection.
Gage stared at the Yellow Page--and its jagged edge--for a stunned moment and then shot Chet an 'I can't believe you ripped this out of the phone book' look.
The Irishman's defrosting mustache twitched and his averted eyes sparkled, mischievously.
John exhaled an amused gasp and proceeded to read the ad—aloud. "Hertz Worldwide Reservations...US41...West."
"That's all I need," their driver assured them with a slight smile. "There's only one car rental place in this whole entire area. And that's out at the airport."
Kelly gave Gage an 'I told you we should have picked our rental up when we first arrived' glare.
Which the paramedic pretended not to notice.
Gage braced himself against the dash, as Kelly—once again—slammed the brakes on their rental car. "Easy on the ribs!" the paramedic, who'd been flung forward—very hard—against his seatbelt and shoulder harness, urged.
"I can't help it! It's like trying to drive on Jello—with whipped cream topping!" his completely frazzled companion complained. "Maybe we should just get out and walk," he seriously suggested.
"Nonsense. All you need is a little practice," John reassured him. "Only, I don't wanna be in the car while you're practicing," he un-reassuringly added.
"Yeah? Well, I don' wanna be in the car while I'm practicing, either!" Chet quickly came back.
His friend was forced to smile. "Do you think you could drop me back at the hotel?...In one piece?"
Kelly cautiously edged their car out onto the snow-covered highway. Further acceleration caused the vehicle to fishtail—wildly. Chet jerked the steering wheel from side to side, frantically trying to straighten its trajectory. Failing that, and fearing a collision with oncoming traffic, he hit the brakes—hard. The car skidded sideways...off the road...and into a snowbank. Its ashen driver turned to its even paler passenger and pondered, "How many chances do I get?"
His shaken chum couldn't help but chuckle. The paramedic released his two-fisted grip on the dash and reached for the back of his hyper-flexed neck. "Do that again," he started, calmly, "and I'm gonna sue you for whiplash!" he finished, a bit more frenetically.
"Sorry," Kelly sheepishly said. "You sure you don't wanna drive?"
"Nah. You won the toss—fair an' square," Gage conceded.
The toss had been neither fair nor square. Chet had wanted to drive so badly, he'd actually cheated. Now, there he was—driving so badly. 'They say: Be careful what you wish for,' he glumly mused. He released the brake pedal and reluctantly returned to the roadway. 'This is just downright scary! I have absolutely no control over this car!' he silently realized and then wondered, right out loud, "How do people ever get around up here?"
John aimed a wry smile out his window. "Easy, Chet," he calmly replied. "They practice."
While Kelly practiced the day away, his companion visited the various stores that were within walking distance of their hotel. John managed to pick up a few more rolls of 35MM film, some souvenirs of the Upper Peninsula, and a cute and cuddly little stuffed moose—which he planned to present to Stacey, when she picked them up at the airport.
After another delicious meal in the Settler's Dining Room, the two 'stuffed to the gills' guys decided to walk off their dessert.
They ended up in the Marquette City Park, just before dark. The park was situated on a hillside and a rather large number of neighborhood kids were snow-coasting and sledding down its slippery slopes.
Seeing all the fun they were having, Chester B. was inspired to build a snowman. The snow was of the correct consistency and John was recruited to help him roll the unbelievably heavy, wet balls into 'snowman body parts'.
The kids contributed a pair of 'broken branch arms'.
One child, who must have lived particularly close by, even provided them with a 'nose carrot', a 'ribbon mouth', and a couple of 'Oreo cookie eyes' for the head ball—which they had to give one of the older boys a 'hoist up' to install.
It was slow-going, on account of all the intermittent snowball fights, but Kelly's creation was, at last, completed—all ten feet of it—er, him.
Almost as if on cue, the park's dusk-to-dawn lights began to flicker on.
Gage stared thoughtfully up at the enormous—now illuminated—object and commented that it looked more like a snowmonster than a snowman.
Kelly didn't care. In spite of being sweat-soaked and sore, a smile of deep satisfaction crept across the Irishman's frosted face. The experience had been both exhilarating and exhausting. He would certainly sleep soundly that night.
The now rapidly chilling Californians bid their fellow snowball combatants farewell and began trudging off towards their hotel.
The two men resolved to return to the park the following afternoon, for some photos. Hopefully, they would find their big, snowy buddy still standing.
The next morning dawned cool...crisp...and overcast.
Following a hearty breakfast, the two firemen bundled up and then headed out—to brave the elements.
It was already the fifth day of their vacation, and the fourth day of their stay in Upper Michigan. Yet, their hotel was the only place—in their entire destination-packed itinerary—that they'd managed to make it to. It was time for them to venture out—and about.
Those long, white-knuckled hours behind the wheel—and that half a tank of gas—turned out to be time—and fuel—well-spent.
Kelly had discovered the key to controlling a car on slippery roads and he was eager to enlighten his still in the dark associate. "Everything must be done in slow motion," he patronizingly announced, as they departed the hotel's parking lot. "You accelerate s l o w l y. You brake s l o w l y. You drive s l o w l y. And you arrive alive. Speed things up—and you're snowbank bound."
"Excellent!" his chum chimed in. "Oh, and one other thing...Always steer in the direction of a skid."
The Irishman s l o w l y braked for a red light and then just sat there, looking stunned. "You know all this stuff?"
"I like hiking in the mountains. It snows up in the mountains. Trust me, I've taken a few white-knuckled trips down some pret-ty treacherous roads."
The car's driver shifted from stunned and into steamed. "So why'd I hafta waist all that time practicing? Why didn't you just tell me what I needed to know?"
"Because there are things in life that can't be taught. There are things that can only be learned from personal experience. Driving under adverse conditions just happens to be one of those things."
'What a bunch a' hooey!' Chet thought to himself. A horn sounded and prompted him to s l o w l y press on the accelerator.
Less than an hour later, John was seated comfortably in The Silver Creek Ski Lodge—in front of another gas fireplace—sipping on some complimentary coffee.
The entire front half of the rustic, log structure was covered—floor to ceiling—with thermal-pane windows. Gage gazed serenely out through their tinted glass and watched as Kelly used the pointed tips of his rented poles to lock his booted feet into the binders of his rented skis. He continued watching, as Chet took the chair lift up to the top of the hill.
For a few seconds, the Irishman was lost to sight. But then his bright-blue ski parka reappeared—at the start of one of the hill’s steeper runs.
‘Man, you’d better be more than just a fair skier,’ the paramedic mused, as his ambitious amigo began his descent. He cringed, as Kelly nearly lost his balance—twice.
At about the halfway point, Chet sat down on the back of his skis and just sort of tobogganed to the bottom of the slippery slope.
John sat there, on the edge of his chair, for a few moments, feeling tremendously relieved—and more than a little amused. ‘Fair, huh?’
Apparently, Gage wasn’t the only one who’d witnessed the Irishman’s ungraceful glide down the hillside.
A young lady skied over to the still-crouching Californian and helped him to his feet. They shook hands and then started heading for the chair lift—together. The girl seemed to be giving Chet some ‘pointers’ along the way.
The pair rode up to the top—together, and then skied down—together.
The Irishman managed to stay standing the entire way—a truly remarkable improvement.
The lovely young lady patted her pupil on the back—congratulating him.
Kelly wrapped his arms around the girl—thanking her.
John’s right eyebrow raised, as did the steaming cup in his right hand. “Chet, you’re not just a fair skier, you are also a pretty smooth operator!” he added and drank a toast to his foxy friend.
At their request, Miss Vicki Ann Taylor, Kelly’s lovely young skiing instructor, joined the two tourists for dinner.
Following another delectable meal in The Settler’s Dining Room, the firemen determined they would, once again, attempt to walk off some calories.
John went in search of some subdued lighting, so he could load a fresh roll of film into his camera.
While he was gone, Chet explained their photographic expedition to the Miss Vicki and invited her to tag along.
“Sounds like fun,” the young woman conceded. “But you don’t have to go all the way down to the park.” She took Kelly’s hand in hers and hauled him over to the hotel’s front desk. “Do you happen to have a copy of today’s paper?” she inquired of the clerk.
The uniformed girl nodded and obligingly shoved a folded newspaper across the counter.
Vicki unfolded the object and held it up in front of the confused fireman’s mustached face.
Kelly’s jaw dropped.
Plastered across the paper’s front page—right below the headline: Last Snowman Of The Season?—was a great big, black and white photo of—their snowy friend. Even more amazing, was the accompanying article on page 8A, which attributed the flaky sculpture’s formation to ‘Those two guys from California. The ones who saved that man with the heart attack.’
“Hey! Dig this!” Chet prompted, as his photographer friend caught up with them. He pressed the paper’s front page up to paramedic’s puzzled face.
John’s jaw dropped even lower than his had. Upon being shown the accompanying article, the paramedic appeared even more perplexed and pondered, “How could those kids know who we were?”
His question caused the girl’s jaw to drop. “Are you kidding? After all the media coverage you guys got, everybody in the entire Upper Peninsula knows who you are!”
The guys glanced at one another—with slightly arched eyebrows. “Coo-ool!” they simultaneously commented. They’d never been ‘celebrities’ before.
Vicki grinned. “C’mon! Let’s go get your pictures—before it gets any darker. And, on the walk back, I can show you guys my ceramic studio.”
The guys glanced at one another again and again chorused, “Coo-ool!”
Their gorgeous young—grinning—guide gasped in even greater amusement and led the two ‘coo-ool’ California dudes from the lobby.
The vacationers spent the fifth day of their stay at The Huron Mountain Ski Lodge.
Vicki, Chet's 'ceramic artist' skiing instructor from the previous day, joined them on their journey.
The mountain's slopes were steeper and faster than those on Silver Creek's hill, and Kelly 'racked up' quite regularly, getting sympathy from Miss Taylor...and giggles from Mister Gage.
John spent another relaxing day seated in front of yet another gas fireplace—sipping leisurely away on even more cups of complimentary coffee—and girl watching.
He sang to himself an old Beach Boys tune. 'I wish they all could be California Girls...' "Well, one California Girl, anyways..." he sadly realized, right out loud.
Later that evening, as the two weary travelers were turning in...
"Now I know the real reason you wanted me to come on Newcomb's vacation with you," Gage amusedly mumbled, as he fumbled for his hotel key.
Kelly stepped stiffly over to the door to his room. "Oh yeah?" he cautiously inquired. "And what would that be?"
"If I skied like you, I think I'd want a paramedic around, too."
"Har har," Chet chided his chuckling chum.
"And, just to be on the safe side, I don't think we ought ta go out to 'Suicide Hill' tomorrow." John laughed himself into his room and collapsed back onto his bed.
A pillow came sailing through the air and smacked him right in the face—which prompted another round of muffled giggles. The paramedic pulled the pillow away.
Chet appeared. The Irishman was standing in the doorway between their rooms, looking rather victorious.
"You're gonna want this back," his victim smugly predicted. "You're gonna need this...to sit on." And, with that, Gage whipped the pillow back.
Kelly caught it in one hand and felt for his bruised tailbone with the other. "Ouch! You may be right. I'd better sit tomorrow out," he held up the pillow,"on this."
The two chums exchanged smiles.
But Chet did not sit the next day out.
He spent it on his feet, touring Marquette, Michigan with Miss Vicki.
John had graciously declined the invitation to join them. "Three's a crowd," he had quietly reminded Kelly. "Besides, yah never know. She may want to show you her 'etchings'."
So, while the Irishman and the 'artist' were exploring ice sculptures, created by the waves off Lake Superior, Gage drove their rental around in search of a 1-Hour Photo Shop. So he could get a few rolls of film developed. Though he never did find one, he did manage to get some more souvenir shopping done.
Upon his insistence, John dined alone that evening.
Upon their insistence, Gage agreed to meet up with the pair later on, for drinks.
And so, the trio found themselves in The Discoverer's Lounge...listening to MaryAnn.
"I'll be right back," Vicki vowed, when the woman's latest song ended. "Order another drink for me, will yah, Chet?" the girl requested, as Kelly gallantly pulled her chair out for her.
"Sure thing!" the gentleman promised.
"What's next on our itinerary?" John wondered.
Kelly stood there, staring dreamily after the lovely young lady who'd just left to powder her nose. "Did you say something?"
Gage exhaled an amused gasp. "Yeah. I said, 'Where do we go from here?'"
"Why do we have to 'go' from 'here'?"
"Why-y," John teased, "we have a whole itinerary full of places to go and people to see!"
"I've got all the people I wanna see 'right here'. In fact, I'd better order that people's drink before she gets back." Kelly called a waitress over to their table and ordered another round of drinks.
"Ah, c'mon, Chet!" his chum continued to tease. "We haven't even got to the 'best' part, yet! So...what's next...on our itinerary?"
"You sure you wanna go through with this?" the Irishman inquired, sounding miserably miserable.
Gage grinned and nodded.
Kelly looked even glummer, and then more than a little confused. "I thought you said you left your sense of adventure back in LA?"
"Yeah...well...It caught a later flight and has now rejoined me. So where do we go from here?"
Chet grinned and carefully sat down, to pull a crumpled sheet of paper from his shirt pocket. "We lost some time...on account a' the blizzard...and driving practice," he annoyedly added. "And one day because of a bruised tailbone," he continued, squirming slightly in his seat. "So we're behind schedule."
Gage grinned and groaned.
Kelly continued. "Even if we never go out to 'Suicide Hill', we're not gonna have enough time to cover all these places."
"Well, what's next on the list?"
"Cross-country skiing and snowmobiling."
"Where?"
"Do you wanna go to Pine Mountain?...Or Ski Brule Mountain?"
"What's the difference?"
"One's in Iron Mountain...and, one's in Iron River."
"What's the difference?" John repeated. "Flip a coin," he suggested, upon seeing his companion's shrug.
"Okay. Heads: Iron Mountain. Tails: Iron River." Kelly pulled out a coin, tossed it into the air, caught it, flipped it onto the back of his other hand and peered down at it. "Tails!" he declared. "We're going to Iron River!" The excitement suddenly drained from his face. "Wherever the heck that is. We should probably pick up some maps."
John took a long swallow of his beer and nodded their newly-made plans approvingly.