Buzz from pot fumes

Unconsciousness
(when fuel tank from downed jet exploded in apartment building)

Unconsciousness
(when airplane debris crashed into patient's house)

Sore shoulder after date with lady deputy

General muscle soreness from 440 practice run

Saddle soreness from cattle roping practice

Bitten on leg by fiancée's son

Bitten by a rattlesnake

Burned leg
(while extricating victim from burning car)

Exposed to high dose of radiation while rescuing scientist from hot room of burning laboratory

Laryngitis
(from breathing sulfuric acid fumes)

Cactus needles embedded in arm after ill-fated skateboard ride

Broken leg
(struck by a hit-and-run driver)

Broken leg
(from building explosion caused by gas leak)

Virus
(contracted from a victim's pet monkey)

Leg injury
(caused by falling ceiling debris from burning building)

Leg injury
(when heavy beam fell on his leg just before bomb was set to go off at abandoned warehouse)

Ruptured spleen
(struck by a hit-and-run driver)

Hand laceration
(cut hand while pulling victim from car)

Bruised nose
(punched in face by a disoriented patient)

Head laceration
(when fuel tank from downed jet exploded in apartment building)

Scraped arm while chasing a girl high on drugs

Scratched hand on nail while chasing a purse snatcher

Seasickness
(after rescuing man from schooner)

Sprained back
(from doing handsprings at the orphanage)

Pulled deltoid muscle
(while lifting bookcase at a fire scene)

Twisted knee
(from rappelling down a hill too fast)

Shortness of breath
(slipped on ladder and hit ribs on tower)

Smoke inhalation
(from rescuing baby from burning house)

Smoke inhalation
(when fuel tank from downed jet exploded in apartment building)

Close encounters of the owie kind
(but not close enough, darn it!)

Could have been bitten by a lion

Slammed shoulder against heavily barricaded door he tried to break down

Shoulder struck by a large piece of wood

Roy almost closed hood of the squad on Johnny's head (exhibit #1)

Kicked in knee when it got caught between biophone and the mother-in-law's foot during a domestic dispute (exhibit #2)

Hit in face with a girdle

Center of chest impacted with squad's side mirror as he rode on the running board

Sustained head injury when airplane debris crashed into patient's house

Pelted with debris from two additional cave-ins while treating tunnel workers' injuries

Dirt from post hole caved in, momentarily trapping an upside down Johnny underground with victim

Debris from partially collapsed house shifts while Johnny tries to free a trapped worker

Knocked down by force of the blast; appeared disoriented when he finally got back on his feet

Turnout coat caught fire when car trapped under tanker truck exploded

Landslide damaged house exploded as Johnny dove for cover

Submerged under sewer water (yuck!) twice while rescuing a couple of kids from a storm drain

Breathed sulfuric acid fumes when his regulator malfunctioned

Fell after bouncing off the barricaded door he tried to break down

Fell when railing at top of rock quarry gave way

Fell flat on his face after crashing a door in with his shoulder

Slipped on ladder and hit his ribs

Knocked to the ground when a couple of football ran out of bounds

Landed on his air tank when he fell from staircase

Uncontrolled descent down side of building when test rope snarled

Fell from horizontal pipes en route to victim

Tripped over hotel manager's broom left on staircase (exhibit #3)

Tripped in station's locker room after shoelace broke (exhibit #4)

Thrown by man suffering from chemically induced psychosis

Slid down side of cliff

Turnout coat caught fire when car trapped under tanker truck exploded

Turnout coat caught fire when he attempted to extinguish toilet fire with water contaminated with fuel oil

An injured Vince pulled his service weapon on Johnny.
(Yeah, yeah.  He didn't actually open fire, but he could have!  *wink, wink, nudge, nudge*)

Ambulance crashed while Johnny and Roy were transporting a cardiac patient to Rampart

Telephone pole crashed into landslide damaged house, trapping the paramedics inside with victim as mud and water continued to gush inside

Date with lady deputy resulted in injured shoulder; Johnny vague on the details

Submerged under sewer water (yuck!) twice while rescuing a couple of kids from a storm drain