And The Title Is . . .?
Pick an episode of Emergency! - or 10 - and rename it to what you think it really should
have been called. Make sure that you post the original episode name (or
short description of the episode if you don't know the title) along with your
new name. (Anyone want to take bets on which one has the most name
changes?!) ;-) **Idea courtesy of Charmi**
Charmi:
Snakebite
- "Oooo - The Second Half Of This One Is Really Good"
Nuisance - "Oooo - The First 10 Minutes Of This Is EXCELLENT!"
Welcome To Santa Rosa County - "Roy's Bad Hat Day"
Virus - "That'll Teach You To Monkey Around!"
Show Biz - "Ain't No Way THIS Would Ever Happen"
Trainee - "I Know More Than You Do - NOT!"
Boot - "Hey, The Old Dog Is Readying The Couch For The New Dog"
Bottom Line - "Vince Coulda Made This Show Really Good" (AKA -
"Too Bad I Didn't Fire The Freakin' Gun - Vince's Story")
Frequency - "A Man's Soul Can Be Seen In His Eyes"
The Hard Hours - "Maybe Dr. Early Should Reconsider The Clam Chowder"
Inheritance Tax - "Ain't Life A B#@\$&"
Fair Fight - "Every Girl's Dream" (eppy with Johnny trapped in
a hole with a
couple others)
905-Wild - "Go Ahead And Change Channels Now"
The E! Movies - "Is This Emergency?" (I gotta believe the
creator of 'Where's Waldo?' got his idea from trying to find Johnny and Roy in
these shows.)
Great
Crash Diet - "Cap Does The Electric Slide"
Audit - "Near Death and Taxes"
Isolation - "Did They Have To Send Morton?"
Gossip - "Too Much Morton"
And a twist..."All Night Long"...Keep the title, change the
story! ;-)
Snakebite
- "Chet's Most Excellent Ride On The Engine"
The
Pilot - "The Adventures of Johnny Gage"
Publicity Hound - "Rock the Boat, Don't Tip the Boat
Over"
Peace Pipe - "Chet, the Station Bigot"
Snakebite - "Nice Legs, Johnny"
Inferno - "Light My Fire"
Propinquity - "The Odd Couple"
Surprise - "Shake & Bake"
Parade - "Don't They Look Hot in Those Uniforms!"
905-Wild - "Trying to Start a New Series and Wasting an E!
Episode Doing It"
The Stewardess - "Fly Me, Johnny"
Firehouse
Quintet - "White Men Can't Jump and That Includes Firemen"
Above and Beyond...Nearly - "What in the F' Did We Do?"
The Nuisance - "Johnny Gage - Road Kill"
Welcome to Santa Rosa County - "Look at Johnny's Butt in Those
Jeans!"
All Night Long - "Chet and the Gang Are Exceedingly Mean to
Johnny"
Was
there really a 'Season 7'? Not in my book:
The Steel Inferno - "Our Contract is Almost Up, But They Won't
Let Us Go"
Survival on Charter #220 - "The Search for Roy's
Emotions" or "Why Are We Even Here?"
Most Deadly Passage - "This is Emergency?"
Greatest Rescues of Emergency! - "Milking a Cash Cow for All
It's Worth" or "Hey, We Wanted to Ruin this Show for You Two"
What's a Nice Girl Like You Doing... & The Convention -
"Our Contract is Finally Up and We Don't Have to Make These Crappy Non-E!
Movies Any More"
Ziggy:
Insanity
Epidemic -- Paranoia, Thy Name is Hank Stanley
Fair
Fight -- Couch Potato Mascot
Syndrome - Say Ahhh
Musical
Mania - Play it Again, Johnny
Mascot
– Puppy Love
Dilemma
- What In The Hell Was I Thinking? or Oh Man!
Lanny
Promotion - Roy Wants To Take
Stoker’s Job
Old Engine - Johnny And Roy Want To Be Their Own Fire Dept.
From an anonymous ‘focused’ fan of E! (who had some free time, you
might say . . .lol),
Just sharing for your reading pleasure . . .
Understanding - "Robbery
Lamaze"
To Buy or Not to Buy - "Johnny Bridges Falling Down"
It's How You Play the Game - "Knockout"
Communication Gaffe - "Artichoke Choke"
Limelight - "Stupid Dog"
The Mouse - "Roy's Choice"
Simple Adjustment - "That Charity Hospital"
Trainee - "Cliff Klutz"
Heavyweight - "Skinny But Tough"
The Promotion - "Round Robin Rescue"
The Lighter-Than-Air-Man - "Clown Down"
Helpful - "Swimming in the Drain" (one must sing this title to
the tune of 'Singing in the Rain')
Bottom Line - "Hangnail Hemorrhage"
Unlikely Heirs - "Who Cares About The Bride?"
Rip-Off - "Johnny
Competes With Dr. Brackett's Wardrobe"
Pressure 165 - "Galloping 'Greyhound' Gourmet"
The Parade- "Friends Don't Let Friends Drive"
Gossip - "See Johnny Run"
The Bash - "Sorry
Soiree"
Women - "Baby Barracuda"
Survival On Charter 220 - "Johnny Can Fend For Himself"
Most Deadly Passage - "Johnny And Roy Stand Around"
Girl on the Balance Beam - "Stupid Gymnast Girl"
Isolation - "It Never Rains in California"
Breakdown - "Rescue with the Lassie Soundtrack"
Rules of Order - "Who's Robert?"
Camera Bug - "The Twit"
Snakebite - The Not So
Ordinary Two Days.
Virus - Monkeying Around
Nuisance - Roy's Idiot Temp Partner
Women - Johnny's Bad Day
Messing Around - Johnny Washed Up
Heavyweight - Too Soft
Survival on Charter Flight #220 - Where the Heck Are Johnny and Roy?
What's a Nice Girl Like You . . . (This is a matter of opinion) - The Only Good
Non E! Movie.
905-Wild - Find Something Else On!
Right at Home - Roy's Big Mistake
Surprise - Rampart in a Wreck
Details - Johnny's Engagement
Daisy's Pick - Firefighter Fall Out
Insomnia - Last Night, Johnny Couldn't Sleep At All (No! No! Nooo!)
Most Deadly Passage - Wish it Were Johnny in With the Cow Instead of Roy at the
Beginning of Part Two. (Side
Note: I love picturing Johnny wrapped in a blanket) :)
Virus, Snakebite, Surprise, Nuisance - Major Johnny Owie Eppys:)
