Through The Eyes of The Beholder
By Whisper
“Firemen!”
“Nuh
uh. Policemen!”
“No
way! It’s firemen! They go into burning buildings and rescue
babies and wear helmets and get to squirt all that water and stuff. It’s firemen for sure!”
“You
are SO lame! Policemen are way better
than firemen! My uncle’s a policeman,
and he gets to carry a gun and shoot stuff and arrest people and drive a car
real fast! And he never gets speeding
tickets, even when he’s not driving the police car. I know cause we got stopped and he just told the cop he was a
policeman, and he didn’t get a ticket.
I bet he woulda gotten the ticket if he’d just been a fireman.”
“Oh
yeah? Well I met this guy who’s a
fireman, and he doesn’t even have to sit inside. He just hangs onto the back.
That is so neat. And, you know,
this other guy I met? He gets to steer
those really big trucks from the back.
No kiddin. He sits in that thing
up on the back of the fire engine and steers that part of it. That’s, like, one of the most important jobs
cause if he did it wrong, well, that fire engine would smash into all the cars
on the side of the street, and they would end up just little piles of junk
metal. Even police cars.”
“Nuh
uh! ‘Cause the policeman would shoot
out the tires of the fire engine so that it couldn’t smash all those cars.”
“Would
not! ‘Cause the fireman would squirt
him with the hose and knock him down so he couldn’t shoot nobody!”
“No
way! The fireman couldn’t squirt the
hose when the truck was moving. That is
so lame!”
“Is
not! Well…, yeah…, okay. But so he wouldn’t squirt him with the
hose. If that policeman shot out the
tires, the guy driving from the back would just make sure that the fire engine
tipped over right on top of that policeman and his car and then he wouldn’t
even be able to shoot nobody! So
there.”
Only
the sound of sirens could interrupt the important philosophical discussion that
had been going on for days between Johnny Gage and Patrick Martin. The friends stepped back off the road and
watched in open mouthed wonder as a police car, the fire chief’s car, and the
huge fire engine roared down the main street.
Both
boys watched the same thing, but saw the event through his own eyes. The brave and powerful policeman, leading
the way through the streets on the way to some big fire. The engine tillerman, guiding the huge
engine through the streets without smashing into even one car on the side of
the road. The policemen, with guns at
their side, ready to take on the biggest, baddest man at the fire, most likely
the one who had set the fire in the first place. The firemen dressed in full turnout gear, ready to rush into a
fire to save burning babies.
When
the excitement had passed, both boys spoke at once.
“See! Told ya!”