The Transfer
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"I can't believe you're just walking away."
"Hey, I tried. They were just no fun."
"Yeah, but I heard this is a great station."
"Sure, if you like to sleep and be ignored."
"Now, that seems a bit gruff."
"Really, they don't pay any attention to me unless they think I'm
sick. "
"Gee, I didn't realize."
"Oh, and the worst part. I try to show them I like them, by doing
what comes naturally, and get yelled at for it."
"Hmmm, that is kinda bad. Okay, you take my old lady and I'll
take over at the station."
"Thanks Henry."
"Anytime Boot."
"Stop moving"
"Can't help it. I don't like ...this position."
"Oh, like I do."
"We can't let them find us this way."
"We really don't have a choice."
"HEY, WATCH WHERE YOU'RE PUTTING YOUR CHIN."
"Sorry, ah, couldn't help it."
"Yeah, well . Be more careful. JoAnne wouldn't want me hurt
there."
"OHHH Man."
"Hey, I hear....they found us."
"I can hear the jokes now."
"Come on. Everybody's gonna be happy we're alright."
"Oh you are just to nice.
"Why? What could they say?"
"Man, Roy. Think about this."
"Still don't see your point."
"Okay, you asked for it."
"And..."
"Hey Gage, DeSoto here you transferred from 51's to 69's."
"NO, they wouldn't"
"And how long have you been with the fire service Pally."
I
feel Pretty
"Hey, it was a
joke. I thought the dress in his locker would
loosen him up."
"Some joke."
"Is it my fault that he's been fooling everyone all these years?"
"Yeah well, just can't get the image out of my head is all."
"None of us can."
"I swear, man, as long as I live, I'll never forget how he smiled
and danced around in that dress..."
"singing...'I feel pretty'."
"Who'd ever thought Captain Hammer was a transvestite."
"So, I hear our new captain is a Stanley."
"Let's just hope this one is normal."
