*Disclaimer: No copyright infringement is intended and no money was made from the use of this song.
List the items in the 'Twelve Days of Christmas' if it had an Emergency! flavor.
*Idea courtesy of Jill Hargan
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(added 12/22/03)
Johnny's Twelve Days of Christmas.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, E! writers gave to Gage
Twelve hematomas
Eleven lacerations
Ten bouts of nausea
Nine nurses nursing
Eight Morton insults
Seven aspirations
Six bones a breaking
Five – crewmates’ – angst
Four "heart to hearts"
Three water bombs
Two IV lines
And a fever, cough and pain on every page.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . .
Twelve dramatic rescues
Eleven IV's started
Ten grunts from Johnny
Nine sighs from Roy
Eight angst-filled owies
Seven smoke-filled hallways
Six A-shift heroes
F-i-v-e "Man Down" c-a-l-l-s
Four fires blazing
Three devoted doctors
Two smiles from Dixie
Johnny Gage in a red squad.
Twelve of Johnny’s crooked grins
Eleven Phantom free days
Ten Roy eye rolls
Nine unknown type runs
Eight Cap yelling “Twits”
Seven Stoker words
Six firemen caroling
Five D5W TKO’s
Four times Johnny drives the squad
Three ER doctors
Two different engines
One burning hat
Twelve tones a'sounding
Eleven Phantoms lurking
Ten ladders reaching
Nine nozzles spraying
Eight Engines racing
Seven sirens blasting
Six captains freaking
Five - turnout - coats
Four green pens
Three crooked grins
Two midnight runs
And Roy and Johnny looking after me
Twelve Ringers Lactate
Eleven BP cuffs
Ten Roy eye rolls
Nine Hanks saying "ya Twit"
Eight turnout coats
Seven Stethoscopes
Six handy-talkies
Five crook-ed-grins
Four Johnny Gages
Three red lights flashing
Two sirens wailing
and *THE* squad in a museum near me :o)
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
twelve Stokers talking,
eleven SCBAs,
ten caps a-burning,
nine engines racing,
eight Pigeons screaming,
seven Phantoms scheming,
six rattlers striking,
five treatment rooms,
four lazy dogs,
three IV bags,
two bunker pants,
and a helmet, all shiny and new.
Twelve burning hats
Eleven incident reports
Ten firehouse tours
Nine EKG readings
Eight Lactated ringers
Seven Phantom pranks
Six 'fighters in turnouts
Five Jaws of Life
Four hoses charged
Three doggie mascots
Two paramedics
And a bright, gleaming engine named Big Red.
(complete with accessories, like a certain engine crew)
Twelve Calming Words
Eleven Trips to Rampart
Ten Broken Bones
Nine Rolling Gurneys
Eight Frantic Relatives
Seven Hypochondriacs
Six IV setups
Five Saved Lives
Four 4 x 4s
Three Missed Meals
Two Stethoscopes
And a Charged Orange Bio-com
OR
Twelve Klaxons ringing
Eleven Hoses charging
Ten Spot fires starting
Nine Ladders Rising
Eight Ropes for Rescue
Seven Autos Crashing
Six Firemen Racing
Five Disasters
Four Ambulances
Three Burning Houses
Two False Alarms
And a Brand New Fire Station
On the 12th day of Christmas my true
love gave to me....
Twelve Roofs on fire
Eleven Sirens blaring
Ten Gawkers watching
Nine HT's crackling
Eight Carabineers
Seven Ice-cold dinners
Six Men on A-shift
Five False alarms
Four Broken bones
Three Transports
Two MVA's
and a fireman under my tree!
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
Twelve pranks by Kelly
Eleven structures blazing
Ten shiny ladders
Nine false alarm calls
Eight air horns honking
Seven calls from Johnny...
Six klaxons sounding...
Five crew members...
Four IV's hanging...
Three bags of plasma...
Two fire hydrants, and a....
And a warm Station 51 throw
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, twelve false alarms.
Eleventh day…eleven shiny engines
Tenth day…ten Captains shouting
Ninth day…nine thankful victims
Eighth day…eight rolling gurneys
Seventh day…seven wailing sirens.
Sixth day…six head nurse lashings.
Fifth day…five crooked grins.
Fourth day…four streaming nozzles.
Third day… three fire hoses.
Second day… two water bombs.
First day. . .a turnout coat in yellow.
