Easter Egg Stampede

“So, Johnny, you coming to the Easter Egg Hunt with us again this year?”

“No, Roy, I am not!”

“Why not, last year was a lot of fun.”

“For you maybe, but not for me!”

“I thought you had fun last year.”

“Roy, don’t you remember what happened last year? I nearly got killed. I can’t believe you would say that!”

“Yeah, I remember what happened last year. If you had stayed on the sidelines like I told you, you wouldn’t have gotten run over like that! What were you doing in the middle of the field anyway?”

“I was trying to help. I didn’t expect those kids to be so aggressive.”

“What did you expect?”

“A little order and decorum.”

“From kids, bent on finding the most eggs and to be the one to find the special egg with the prize in it?”

“Well, I know better now.”

“So, you’ll come to the Easter Egg Hunt with us?”

“No! And I think you mean the Easter Egg Stampede!!!”