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    Johnny's Twelve Days of Christmas Owies

                                   A parody by Satchie and Audrey W.

  

 

 

 

On the first day of Christmas,
A rescue gave to me
A trip to Rampart with an IV!
 

 

 

 

On the second day of Christmas,
A rescue gave to me
Two fainting spells,
And a trip to Rampart with an IV!
 

 

 

On the third day of Christmas,
A rescue gave to me
Three snake bites,
Two fainting spells,
And a trip to Rampart with an IV!
 

 
 

 

On the fourth day of Christmas,
A rescue gave to me
Four muscle sprains,
Three snake bites,
Two fainting spells,
And a trip to Rampart with an IV!
 

 

 

 

On the fifth day of Christmas,
A rescue gave to me
Five fractured ribs,
Four muscle sprains,
Three snake bites,
Two fainting spells,
And a trip to Rampart with an IV!
 

 

 

On the sixth day of Christmas,
A rescue gave to me
Six dislocations,
Five fractured ribs,
Four muscle sprains,
Three snake bites,
Two fainting spells,
And a trip to Rampart with an IV!
 

 

 

 

On the seventh day of Christmas,
A rescue gave to me
Seven allergic rashes,
Six dislocations,
Five fractured ribs,
Four muscle sprains,
Three snake bites,
Two fainting spells,
And a trip to Rampart with an IV!
 

 

 

On the eighth day of Christmas,
A rescue gave to me
Eight broken fingers,
Seven allergic rashes,
Six dislocations,
Five fractured ribs,
Four muscle sprains,
Three snake bites,
Two fainting spells,
And a trip to Rampart with an IV!
 

 

 

On the ninth day of Christmas,
A rescue gave to me
Nine ruptured tendons,
Eight broken fingers,
Seven allergic rashes,
Six dislocations,
Five fractured ribs,
Four muscle sprains,
Three snake bites,
Two fainting spells,
And a trip to Rampart with an IV!
 

 
 

 

On the tenth day of Christmas,
A rescue gave to me
Ten lacerations,
Nine ruptured tendons,
Eight broken fingers,
Seven allergic rashes,
Six dislocations,
Five fractured ribs,
Four muscle sprains,
Three snake bites,
Two fainting spells,
And a trip to Rampart with an IV!
 

 

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
A rescue gave to me
Eleven burns with blisters,
Ten lacerations,
Nine ruptured tendons,
Eight broken fingers,
Seven allergic rashes,
Six dislocations,
Five fractured ribs,
Four muscle sprains,
Three snake bites,
Two fainting spells,
And a trip to Rampart with an IV!
 

 
 

 

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
A rescue gave to me
Twelve bouts of nausea,
Eleven burns with blisters,
Ten lacerations,
Nine ruptured tendons,
Eight broken fingers,
Seven allergic rashes,
Six dislocations,
Five fractured ribs,
Four muscle sprains,
Three snake bites,
Two fainting spells,
And a trip to Rampart with an IV!
 

 

 

 

 

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